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Ah, Arnold Schwarzenegger. Arnie. Ahnold. Rubbish acting, the accent, retarded one-liners, the lot. Whether he's roaring "THERE IS NO BATHROOM!" at children (Kindergarten Cop), telling drug-dealing rebels to "Stick around." after impaling them with a thrown machete (Predator), shooting Sharon Stone and mumbling "Consider dat a divooouurce." (Total Recall), or just quipping "Let aof some steam, Bennett!" after stabbing a man with a pipe (Commando), he's made some absolute classics in his day.

 

Although his last decent film (from a certain point of view, anyway) was probably End of Days or 6th Day, he has a decent back catalogue of work. Let me know your favourites, as I'm bound to have missed some, even though I grew up in the 80s...

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True Lies is a good one ("Hurry oouup, my hooarse is getting tiored."), and some of his best were made in the 90s (Terminator 2, er....Terminator 2). The accent is very underrated, it makes crappy one-liners hilarious. Any other actor would just make people wince, but 'cause it's Arnie it's funny. 6th Day, in particular, is loaded with them, with the Oscar going to Arnie dropping a severed thumb and saying "Aaam all tumbs toodaaay."
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True Lies just wasn't that great of a movie, it had a lot of good one-liners though which made up for it. My all-time favorite movie is Commando. It has to be. Tons of great one-liners in there and my favorite dialogue happens between Bennett and Arius:

 

Bennett: I really love listening to your little pi$$-head soldiers trying to talk tough. They make me laugh. If Matrix was here, he'd laugh too.

Arius: Mr. Bennett, my soldiers are patriots.

Bennett: Your soldiers are nothing. Matrix and I can kill every single one of them

[snaps fingers]

Bennett: in the blink of an eye. Remember that.

Arius: Are you trying to... frighten me?

Bennett: I don't have to try. When Matrix finishes the job, he'll be back for his daughter. Now whether she's alive or dead doesn't matter. Then he'll be after you. Now the only thing between you and Matrix...

[points to himself]

Bennett: is me.

Arius: It is you that is afraid, Mr. Bennett. YOU are afraid of Matrix.

Bennett: Of course. I'm smart. But I have an edge; I have his daughter.

 

:laugh::D :D

 

If you want more quotes from this movie, just head on over to the Internet Movie Database (IMDB) quotes page.

 

Second favorite has got to be Predator. (If it bleeds, we can kill it). Lots of action, one-liners, and there is an alien in there too. Can't beat that. :)

 

Then it's kind of hard to nail down favorites. Terminator has to be in there somewhere. The Running Man was also good. I actually liked Conan the Barbarian for some reason, maybe it was the stupid voice-over actor used so Arnie was easier to understand. Lots of laughs in that one. (The German version of the movie is even better). Raw Deal was a great movie too. Not too many one-liners in there, but the action was superb. So, there's a pattern developing here, all of Arnolds old stuff basically. (Well, Kindergarten Cop kinda falls short and so does Twins. Both are kinda a waste if you are looking for a lot of good quotes and action). End of Days wasn't too bad. A little hard to follow at times but it was ok. :)

 

- Zombie

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Red Heat. Arnie as a Russian police officer. Coupled with James Belushi, who apparently cannot believe what is going on (him starring in the film, presumably, not the events of it).

 

Commando is so ridiculous it's great. I mean, who else would keep a garden shed full of automatic weapons? Arnie shouting "TCHENNY!", Claymore mines blowing up whole buildings, manic overacting by the Aussie playing Bennett. Made my childhood glow.

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Rubbish acting, the accent, retarded one-liners, the lot.

HERESY!!! https://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b348/SpaceVoyager/Smiley/woodoo.gif

 

Ok, ok, it does happen in his movies, he he he!

 

Anyway, best IMO are Predator, T1 and T2. True lies is rubbish. Eraser is worst I have seen. "Can I call you Deb? Or even Debby?" FROM ARNOLD?!?! Just disgusting. Although still a lot better than Van Damme's Cyborg...

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Commando is my favourite, I guess. (Apart from all the great cheesiness. it got Rae Dawn Chong in it. :D )

 

Raw Deal is another highlight in his career.

 

I've got fond memories of Hercules in NY. The first time that I saw it, we were 6-8 guys hysterically laughing on the floor. The

is the highlight. :laugh:

 

But seriously, The Conan films are the only barbarian movies I can stand to watch, but the supporting cast in the first one is kinda jawdropping. And the first Terminator is still quite awesome. (Nasty rumours say the role as T-101 was specially written for Ahnold. He was born to play a robot. https://www.buddy-icons.info/img/smile/155.gif )

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But seriously, The Conan films are the only barbarian movies I can stand to watch, but the supporting cast in the first one is kinda jawdropping.

 

James Earl Jones is a bit of a rubbish baddie though. At the end, Arnie kills loads of bad guys. Jones broods. Arnie kills more bad guys. Jones leans forward. Arnie kills more bad guys. Jones turns into a snake. Arnie kills him. Bit underwhelming!

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Well he's nearly been nuked himself by that Predator, but that's about it as far as I recall.

 

Surprised nobody's mentioned Cactus Jack in this list (that's The Villain to you US folks).

 

Arnie (as the Handsome Stranger no less!), KIRK DOUGLAS and some other names in there that I don't know.

 

I vaguely recall Arnie having his own cheesy bit of music when he appears in a scene in that film too. I sadly never saw all of it for some reason, but Amazon customers are rating it extremely highly.

 

Mr FullAuto - if you haven't seen it, find a copy, beer-up and widdle yourself to death. Do bear in mind what little of it I did see was many years ago so your widdleage may vary.

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