The Veteran Posted June 9, 2006 Share Posted June 9, 2006 Just thought I'd throw some blatant spam in the works and see if I couldn't help one of you guys out. So step right this way cos if you live in a rough area I've got just the thing for you! How about this 52" longsword! Start me off at just 15 english pounds and soon you too could be dispatching any would be muggers with ease! Size not your thing? How about a shortsword? Only 22" but just as handy to have around the place for those hard to get out of situations... Cornered by the rozzas? Fighting your way out of certain arrest just got a lot easier with this handy yet practical finger removing device! Check out these fantastic items now and see if you can find your stainless steel soulmate! Both of these swords are LoTR, good stuff and because I like you all if anyone is actually interested in one I'll even do a special XTC discount Or an SC discount for the youngsters around here These are disply swords too so they're perfectly legal, although Sting is a little sharper than maybe it should be it has nothing to do with me... The other one is Andruil, Narsil reforged. Very nice piece of kit for display, polishes up a treat! You know you want one, get to it, chop chop! The armoury... Because people don't chase you when they're picking up limbs... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stun Grenade Posted June 11, 2006 Share Posted June 11, 2006 Why is the short sword so cheap!!!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Veteran Posted June 11, 2006 Author Share Posted June 11, 2006 Bacause you can get them quite cheap on ebay anyway so I had to price it low if I wanted it to sell! Longsword's cheap too bearing in mind what you get but that's already selling atm The shortsword isn't, want to buy it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Accounting Troll Posted June 13, 2006 Share Posted June 13, 2006 I think you need to plug your swords a bit more Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Veteran Posted June 13, 2006 Author Share Posted June 13, 2006 Not so my bridge dwelling friend... The longsword just sold for £31 but the shortsword didn't go Anyone want to take it? Cheap as free! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uriaheep Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 I'm glad you're selling them, you would only go and hurt yourself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Veteran Posted June 14, 2006 Author Share Posted June 14, 2006 Don't worry Uria I have plenty more where they came from I've got duplicates of these two so thats why I'm selling them and I also have a rather large cutlass a double handed double edged axe, two gladiator shortswords, one templars dagger, another LotR shortsword, a QE2 ceremonial dress sword and 2 more recent bayonets... Oh and an M16 and Uzi next door... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Accounting Troll Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 But no Welsh longbow? What do you need all those weapons for anyway? You must have some serious problems with rowdy drunks in your pub if you need an M16 and a Uzi to keep things from getting out of hand Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Veteran Posted June 14, 2006 Author Share Posted June 14, 2006 Well actually the Uzi's at my mum's atm so I do have one just not here I want a longbow but its hard to pick up a decent and decent looking one for a decent price. If you have one let me know I just buy them for display, they make beautiful ornaments... My office in the pub is quickly becoming an armoury I just used one of my broken tables from downstairs to make a mounrt for my battleaxe That shortsword just got relisted though, don't know why it's not selling... Go check it out again if you still fancy it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uriaheep Posted June 15, 2006 Share Posted June 15, 2006 This is going to sound a little weird ....... but ......... I used to be an armourer. There I've said it, theres no going back, it's out. Yep, it's true, I used to make weapons for re-enactors and the like and guess what, being a practicing toxophilite I used to make longbows. Still got a couple of bows though one is an American hunting bow. Still got a few swords too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Veteran Posted June 15, 2006 Author Share Posted June 15, 2006 Well how's that... Here's me trying to sell my swords and I inadvertantly find an armourer If you ever get bored and want to make some more I think I could drum up some business for you! Seriously though with a skill like that why don't you just forge 24/7 and ebay off the result? People love this stuff, sells so well... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uriaheep Posted June 15, 2006 Share Posted June 15, 2006 To be honest I found easier ways of making beer tokens but the chap I started off with still does it. I used to make the Golden Flayer prizes for Games Workshop and have done a few jobs for TV and film but most punters don't like paying the money. You know the wierd thing is, since I stopped doing that and moved house, guess what I found in the workshop at the side of the house - a forge!! I toyed with turning it into a brewery but that could be dangerous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Accounting Troll Posted June 15, 2006 Share Posted June 15, 2006 Can you supply me with a new crossbow to greet the England team when we get knocked out of the World Cup? I'm afraid it's going to be a bit of a rush job the way we're playing against Trinidad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Veteran Posted June 15, 2006 Author Share Posted June 15, 2006 Again I say, 2-0 Welshie! And where are you in the cup Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Accounting Troll Posted June 15, 2006 Share Posted June 15, 2006 Wales is in the same place England is going to be after England go up against a half-decent side in the knockout stages Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uriaheep Posted June 15, 2006 Share Posted June 15, 2006 Being slightly Scottish I have to say, *yawn* that I'm more into Elephant Polo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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