WHAT, NO JOKES?

[Ivory]

Ode to a fairy

 

I know some think its funny

With a tree stuck up my arse

But I keep my dignity

My style, me grace, my class

 

Cos ive got a little secret

I love the job I do

The reason I keep smiling

I'll gladly share with you

 

If I get the top branch right

Just nestling 'tween each thigh

Well, Christmas may be coming

But oh GOD! YESSSSSS! So am I!

 

 

not really a joke but it might make you smile....if youred it before it gets removed

[uriaheep]

Good one Ivory.

 

A man comes out of an Underground station in London and it is Peeing down. In this weather he is suprised to see a cab pull up straight away and it is empty so he jumps in.

"Blimey squire," says the cabby, "you must be a lucky man to find an empty cab at this time of day and in the rain."

"Yes." agrees the man.

"In fact," continues the cabby. "You remind me of Billy Walton, he was the luckiest man alive, talented too. Do you know he could fix everything in the home, his wife had to do nothing, he looked after her and did the ironing, the cooking the lot. He could play 16 musical instruments, speak 8 languages and was brilliant with children. Good looking too, one of the hansomest men in London it's said - all the women wanted him. He was good with figues and a genious at DIY. Yeah lucky man old Billy. Do you know he was so clever he could have really been somebody if he's gone to University, but he was so devoted to his wife that he decided to forgo that. yes a lucky, lucky man. Well, until he died that is but I suppose everyone has to go sometime mores the pity. There were over 2000 mourners at his funeral you know."

"So how did you come to know him?" asked the man in an effort to shut the cabby up.

"Oh I didn't know him, not as such. I married his widow."