sir-roosio Posted April 12, 2005 Share Posted April 12, 2005 With general speculation shooting around the forums, particularly the 'Make A Prediction', I've started to send out appeals for the public to be vigilant. Reports are coming in from all over the globe, Keep your ears to the ground and report ANY sightings you hear of here! IVORY MUST BE FOUND Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sir-roosio Posted April 12, 2005 Author Share Posted April 12, 2005 Report just in! Ivory was spotted at 15:27(BST) on the 11th of April leaving a Netto superstore in Basingstoke, UK with a pack of Birdseye Potatoe Waffles. Reports indicate that whilst there she intiated a discussion with a checkout assistant about supermarkets driving buiness out of town centres. The debate is still raging now! Please keep reports coming in! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aralez Posted April 12, 2005 Share Posted April 12, 2005 Well, i met her yesterday and she signed a photo of her for me:https://www.instantreplaysportcard.com/items/8x10s/ivory.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FullAuto Posted April 12, 2005 Share Posted April 12, 2005 I saw this coming a long way off. Thank you, Aralez, for fulfilling my expectations. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sir-roosio Posted April 12, 2005 Author Share Posted April 12, 2005 thats not ivory, thats MY MUM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slaughter Posted April 12, 2005 Share Posted April 12, 2005 Maybe the lack of a nest for her here made her leave? Shame on you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shagpuss Posted April 12, 2005 Share Posted April 12, 2005 I got a PM frum Ivory on the 1st of April and I didn't reply cos' I wasn't around..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stun Grenade Posted April 13, 2005 Share Posted April 13, 2005 Shes probably held captive by the Spanish Inquisition! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sir-roosio Posted April 13, 2005 Author Share Posted April 13, 2005 You could be right, they took her by suprise! Nobody expects the spanish Inquisition! Keep your reports coming in people, this is IMPORTANT business! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aralez Posted April 13, 2005 Share Posted April 13, 2005 I would, but i think Fullauto doesn't like my posts.... btw, this search reminds me of another "famous" search: Where is... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sir-roosio Posted April 13, 2005 Author Share Posted April 13, 2005 that one was crappy! I spotted him straight away! Now Ivory on the other hand! WHERE CAN SHE BE???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Accounting Troll Posted April 14, 2005 Share Posted April 14, 2005 Okay, who keeps scaring off the female posters in this forum? Somebody's in for an audit! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FullAuto Posted April 14, 2005 Share Posted April 14, 2005 I like your posts just fine, Aralez. It was just a tad depressing because I KNEW someone would do something like that.Pretty much every female poster we get decides to hit the road, sooner rather than later. I'm wondering why this is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aralez Posted April 14, 2005 Share Posted April 14, 2005 Must be the lack of Mel Gibson pictures, here :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FullAuto Posted April 14, 2005 Share Posted April 14, 2005 Hmm. Somehow, I doubt it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shagpuss Posted April 14, 2005 Share Posted April 14, 2005 A, I am stumped....just where is Waldo!?!?! btw a female friend wants to know where are all the Mel Gibson pictures? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Accounting Troll Posted April 14, 2005 Share Posted April 14, 2005 I can't stand Mel Gibson. Why would anyone think he's better looking than Tony Hancock? I suggest some screenshots of Brad Pitt playing Achilles in Troy. Just don't dissapoint Ivory by telling her the real reason why Achilles was so upset when the Trojans killed Patrolocus. I'm in a classical mood today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FullAuto Posted April 15, 2005 Share Posted April 15, 2005 Yes. Apparently we, the audience, are not mature enough to understand that men can be bisexual. Pathetic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aralez Posted April 15, 2005 Share Posted April 15, 2005 Ok, so we should ask Pete and Slaughter if they could add some pics of... -Brad Pitt-Richard Gere-Mel Gibson ...to the frontsite of this page, maybe we could lure some girls in here that way.... Tony Hancock could be on a second site that shows up after they registered, if they are still there after seeing him, we know that they are "strong" enough for our forum :lol: :lol: And better hide that "greek/man/love" thing under a carpet or they will never join us Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FullAuto Posted April 15, 2005 Share Posted April 15, 2005 There isn't a carpet big enough. And I can't help but feel we will not make any female friends with this thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aralez Posted April 16, 2005 Share Posted April 16, 2005 Maybe we should use a more military style to get Ivory back here: Uses voice of drill seargent from the film "Full Metal Jacket":"PRIVATE IVORY! REPORT BACK HERE Zero-Eight-hundred TOMORROW! THIS IS AN ORDER" "And you, Private Shagpuss, find Private Waldo! And clean your boots, HURRY" oh, sorry it just overwhelmed me :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Accounting Troll Posted April 16, 2005 Share Posted April 16, 2005 I think we should just merge our forum with that of the Militant League of Women's Suffrage and be done with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FullAuto Posted April 16, 2005 Share Posted April 16, 2005 Quite. I can see this thread regressing further. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jman4117 Posted April 17, 2005 Share Posted April 17, 2005 Last Active Yesterday, 02:49 PM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Strong Bob Posted April 19, 2005 Share Posted April 19, 2005 Last active yesterday 1:53 PM. At this point she has become a lurker at most. Probably is reading this whole topic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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