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Ivory Sightings


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With general speculation shooting around the forums, particularly the 'Make A Prediction', I've started to send out appeals for the public to be vigilant.

 

Reports are coming in from all over the globe, Keep your ears to the ground and report ANY sightings you hear of here!

 

IVORY MUST BE FOUND

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Report just in!

 

Ivory was spotted at 15:27(BST) on the 11th of April leaving a Netto superstore in Basingstoke, UK with a pack of Birdseye Potatoe Waffles.

 

Reports indicate that whilst there she intiated a discussion with a checkout assistant about supermarkets driving buiness out of town centres. The debate is still raging now!

 

Please keep reports coming in!

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I like your posts just fine, Aralez. It was just a tad depressing because I KNEW someone would do something like that.

Pretty much every female poster we get decides to hit the road, sooner rather than later. I'm wondering why this is.

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I can't stand Mel Gibson. Why would anyone think he's better looking than Tony Hancock?

 

I suggest some screenshots of Brad Pitt playing Achilles in Troy. Just don't dissapoint Ivory by telling her the real reason why Achilles was so upset when the Trojans killed Patrolocus. I'm in a classical mood today.

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Ok, so we should ask Pete and Slaughter if they could add some pics of...

 

-Brad Pitt

-Richard Gere

-Mel Gibson

 

...to the frontsite of this page, maybe we could lure some girls in here that way....

 

Tony Hancock could be on a second site that shows up after they registered, if they are still there after seeing him, we know that they are "strong" enough for our forum :lol: :lol:

 

And better hide that "greek/man/love" thing under a carpet or they will never join us ;)

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Maybe we should use a more military style to get Ivory back here:

 

 

Uses voice of drill seargent from the film "Full Metal Jacket":

"PRIVATE IVORY! REPORT BACK HERE Zero-Eight-hundred TOMORROW! THIS IS AN ORDER"

 

"And you, Private Shagpuss, find Private Waldo! And clean your boots, HURRY"

 

oh, sorry it just overwhelmed me :lol:

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