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Yup, the Spaniards have done some cracking horror films of late. REC 2 was weaker than REC, no argument, but I still enjoyed it quite a lot.

 

The RECmake, Quarantine, was virtually identical, and was still awful.

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Yup, the Spaniards have done some cracking horror films of late. REC 2 was weaker than REC, no argument, but I still enjoyed it quite a lot.

 

The RECmake, Quarantine, was virtually identical, and was still awful.

I have two movies of the same type in the backlog. Fourth Kind and The Last Broadcast, in the same vein of Blair Witch-esque movies.

 

Also, have you watched Paranormal Activity? I promise some involuntary peeing upon watching.

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I didn't think much of the Fourth Kind, but I remember the Last Broadcast as being good, and Paranormal Activity is very good.

 

Black Dynamite. Basically a one-joke film that wears thin towards the end, but is still very funny for most of the way.

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Kick Ass was fun, nothing otherwordly, and the jerking off scene was completely unnecesary, I would seriously love to know what the people directing/writing such movies are thinking at that moment.

 

"Hmmm.... something is missing here"

"I know! how about he jerks off?"

"Brilliant!"

 

On another note, not something I look forwards to, but just some random news.

Michael Bay to ruin TMNT next

 

Edit: Watching Evangelion Rebuild 2.0 right now and I wonder, what is it about Japanese that they love so much about showing *very* underage girls (not even 15) in very light underwear or naked with funny stuff like steam or something covering the nipples, etc?

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Edit: Watching Evangelion Rebuild 2.0 right now and I wonder, what is it about Japanese that they love so much about showing *very* underage girls (not even 15) in very light underwear or naked with funny stuff like steam or something covering the nipples, etc?

Dude, they're Japanese.

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Dude, they're Japanese.

Indeed; I do wonder why is it that they do not seem to be so sexually cohibited as we western cultures are, probably because the catholics never had that much power there?

I envy their openness about it, bar their fondness of very little girls...

 

Edit: BTW, Robin Hood is RidleyScottgasmic, very enjoyable.

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Prince of Persia. I actually felt brain cells die in the face of such strong expectation that I was a retard. Crap film, the game had a better story and better acting.

That doesn't sound promising.

 

Were you comparing it to the old platformer, the new cell-shaded PoP, or the Sands trilogy games?

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Prince of Persia. I actually felt brain cells die in the face of such strong expectation that I was a retard. Crap film, the game had a better story and better acting.

No good then? damn, I was very much looking forward to that one.

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I don't know what's your experience/opinion regarding the 3D movies being released to theatres, but they seem like a sorry bunch for the most part and, by and large, downright kiddie stuff.

 

I was just looking over future 3D releases, though, and noticed this one might at least be fun...

 

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A sink or swim affair I guess. :cool:

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I don't know what's your experience/opinion regarding the 3D movies being released to theatres, but they seem like a sorry bunch for the most part and, by and large, downright kiddie stuff.

 

I was just looking over future 3D releases, though, and noticed this one might at least be fun...

 

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A sink or swim affair I guess. :cool:

 

I saw the trailer for that when I went to see the Clash of the Titans remake (dross). Made me laugh, at least.

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When The Wind Blows. Good use of 3D model sets combined with animation.

 

A retired couple in 1980s Britain. Nuclear war. It's not a happy pairing, as Jim and Hilda struggle on, their view of war dominated by the conflict they grew up in, the relatively more humane WWII. The use of real government pamphlets given to people makes plain just how much chance civilians stood. Some good laughs, but overall quite upsetting.

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Solomon Kane. I enjoyed the whole film, despite parts of it being terrible. It's not so much the knowingly bad parts, but the parts that are merely bog-standard drag the film down. Which is a shame. Still worth a watch though, got some great (if short lived) action scenes in it, a genuinely conflicted protagonist, and some ace West Country accents.
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