Crazy Photon Posted April 2, 2005 Share Posted April 2, 2005 I don't mind a good joke every now and then And I won't nitpick your posts (rebel mood now ) The next poster has heard about the pope (he has just died, my condolences to all believers) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stun Grenade Posted April 3, 2005 Share Posted April 3, 2005 yes i heard it soon as i woke up (3 hours after he had died). Very traggic indeed, and he shall be greatly missed. The next poster is a nice person, who has a caring heart Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aralez Posted April 3, 2005 Share Posted April 3, 2005 Hey, yes, that's me :lol: The next poster will have never heard of "Gummibärchen" (which taste awesome, mhhh ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Accounting Troll Posted April 3, 2005 Share Posted April 3, 2005 That's not sheep brains is it? I don't trust foreign food - give me a wholesome plate of toad in the hole anyday. The next poster is wondering how many toads go into toad in the hole. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FullAuto Posted April 3, 2005 Share Posted April 3, 2005 Gummibarchen? Gummibears? It's at least five toads per hole, isn't it? Next poster didn't know toads lived in holes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aralez Posted April 3, 2005 Share Posted April 3, 2005 Look here: Gummibaerchen And no, i didn't know that toads live in holes. In my youth we often found some 1cm-long baby-toads in a small forest nearby, i always thought they came from a small sea in that area... Seems i was wrong. The next poster always loses when playing strip-poker. Gosh, look here for some nasty chemical experiments with Gummibears: Film It looks like they are excellent as a rocket fuel :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Accounting Troll Posted April 3, 2005 Share Posted April 3, 2005 No. I take the precaution of putting on several hundred layers of clothes first though. Next poster thinks that bread and dripping is the height of culinary development. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aralez Posted April 3, 2005 Share Posted April 3, 2005 Well, yes. And i still wonder why they threw me out of that expensive restaurant when i started with it.... The next poster wants to see a pic of Accounting Troll in those 100 layers of clothes... on a hot day! :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoomMunky Posted April 4, 2005 Share Posted April 4, 2005 Well, gosh, that's an easy one: of course we do! And then if he fell down a hill it would be really sweet. Also, that Gummy Bear Burning video was awesome while listening to Rob Zombie. The next poster will be getting sick of how many times in this thread the phrase "The Next Poster" has been used... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Accounting Troll Posted April 4, 2005 Share Posted April 4, 2005 Let's vary it a bit. But don't expect me to roll down a hill so you guys can have something to lol at. It is my expectation that the individual who will type out a missive in answer to my soothsaying efforts will prefer me to use "The next poster will..." in future. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoomMunky Posted April 4, 2005 Share Posted April 4, 2005 Wrong! I love the hell out of your version, and wish you to type it up every time you reply to this topic. In the crystal ball I see that the next poster has actually used one of those false vaginas for his/her personal pleasure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aralez Posted April 5, 2005 Share Posted April 5, 2005 Hey, this thread is getting nasty! And no, no biomechanical devices here. The next poster will have had a nightmare in which he was a white whale, being hunted by an IRS-agent called Ahab! :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Accounting Troll Posted April 6, 2005 Share Posted April 6, 2005 In my dreams I tend to be the tax collector with the harpoon. It is my expectation that the individual who will type out a missive in answer to my soothsaying efforts will want to hear an accountancy anecdote. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aralez Posted April 6, 2005 Share Posted April 6, 2005 Yeah, give us one! :lol: The next poster will be a world-champion at beer-barrel-throwing ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoomMunky Posted April 6, 2005 Share Posted April 6, 2005 I used to vie for the California title of Throwing Out Your Arm Drinking Beer. Does that count? I predict the next person who chooses to add to this collection of madness will be a big, unapologetic fan of really over-the-top Power Metal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FullAuto Posted April 6, 2005 Share Posted April 6, 2005 Sounds good. The next poster once battered someone unconscious with an original Xbox pad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aralez Posted April 7, 2005 Share Posted April 7, 2005 Sorry i don't have a Xbox or even a pad of it. But i once had that HUGE gravis Phoenix youstick that is/was 60x60x60 cm large and looks like a klingonian torture device. Maybe the Klingons even used it for knocking some romulans unconscious, i don't know :lol: The person to write an answer to this text (Ha! Ii avoided "the next poster") will be a master of klingonian torture and will tell us some gruesome details of his work!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Accounting Troll Posted April 8, 2005 Share Posted April 8, 2005 Time for my accounting anecdote then! *rambles on about the ways to account for inflation in company accounts for twelve hours* This isn't the traditional method, but there was an episode of Deep Space 9 in which Quark uncovered a complex financial fraud and he was trying to explain it to a bunch of Klingons who did not look as if they were taking it in. It is my expectation that the individual who will type out a missive in answer to my soothsaying efforts will admire the traditional Ferengi philosophy on money and women. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aralez Posted April 9, 2005 Share Posted April 9, 2005 Which is... ? Can't answer that, i'm no Trekkie-film-fan, i don't like the uniform style of them Always reminds me of the Mel Brooks film "Men in Tights" :lol: :lol: The next poster will like the Charles Bronson "Death Wish" films with all his/her heart. :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Accounting Troll Posted April 9, 2005 Share Posted April 9, 2005 They aren't allowed to wear clothing, talk or own property. Ferengi society is changing as a result of the events in DS9, much to the dissapointment of Ferengi men who are probably worried that it's going to be payback time. I've only seen the first Death Wish film, but I liked it, but not as much as when the Carry On films had a go at Robin Hood and his merry men. I have consulted the bones and sacrificed a British Rail sandwich, and I have seen a vision of the next post and its writer. It will be Ivory who will be enraged by what I've said about the Ferengi, and she will become world leader and wipe out the male population except for the regulars at this forum. I got the idea from a really bad sci-fi film. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FullAuto Posted April 10, 2005 Share Posted April 10, 2005 Sadly not. It looks like Ivory is taking a leave of absence lately, though she didn't get the warmest of welcomes nor a stress-free membership so it's no mystery why. Plus keeping the Off Topic section ticking over practically single-handed...*shrug*No wonder she needs a break. The next poster misses Ivory's steady flow of interesting topics. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Accounting Troll Posted April 10, 2005 Share Posted April 10, 2005 No Ivory? *Starts hyperventilating in panic* Should I take shelter under a table? What about search parties? Northern England can't be THAT big! Next poster will offer to personally lead the search party. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FullAuto Posted April 10, 2005 Share Posted April 10, 2005 That's me, baby! Torches, motion detectors, food and water! Quickly! Before she dies of hypothermia! Scramble the helicopters! (Or something). The next poster will offer to man the phones and direct the search parties. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Accounting Troll Posted April 10, 2005 Share Posted April 10, 2005 Well, I was planning on checking every pub in Yorkshire (How many can there be?), but your idea's as good as well. Next poster will try to call out the Thunderbirds to aid the search efort, but will be thwarted by the fact that they are ficticious. He will then try to contact Captain Scarlet! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aralez Posted April 10, 2005 Share Posted April 10, 2005 Well, i'd prefer to call the A-Team! :lol: No Ivory, no Tammy... Where will this lead to.... Maybe Slaughter will have to wear a long-hair wig to keep us in touch with the "feminine side" of this board :lol: :lol: :lol: No, that would be too much for me, better call Captain Scarlet AND the A-Team !!! Which brings me to:The next poster will confess that he is one of the members of the A-Team. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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