Accounting Troll Posted May 8, 2007 Share Posted May 8, 2007 Did you just blow up that dove? Why would the true Tammy be pleased at the sight of animal cruelty that doesn't involve cats? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uriaheep Posted May 8, 2007 Share Posted May 8, 2007 Ah ha, but with this time machine all I do is go back and alter what I said. Drat!!! and now I have told everyone.. Mmmm. I will have to come back and alter this post too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Accounting Troll Posted May 8, 2007 Share Posted May 8, 2007 I might add that there's something rather tacky about a plastic dove... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aralez Posted May 9, 2007 Share Posted May 9, 2007 Just a question, AT: Is the robot Tammy one of those sexy "Austin Powers"-like robots with guns in their upper chest area? *Tries to regain control over his robo-Aralez which fell in love with the robo-Tammy* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Accounting Troll Posted May 9, 2007 Share Posted May 9, 2007 Austin Powers? I assure you that my robots are much nastier than something you would find in such a juvenile film. Robo-Tammys do however come with a chainsaw to ensure that any cat or robo-Aralez that gets friendly with them is neutered Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aralez Posted May 10, 2007 Share Posted May 10, 2007 *Reminds AT that robotic love is transmitted wireless* Btw, what ever happened to the crabs that once were invading Tammy's kingdom? It seems i missed the end of that battle back then *eats some crab meat* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Accounting Troll Posted May 11, 2007 Share Posted May 11, 2007 Matri got a bit peckish and ate the invading hordes. Apparently Krabjuice was particularly delicious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uriaheep Posted May 11, 2007 Share Posted May 11, 2007 That was a bit 'shellfish' *groan* of Matri not to share. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matri Posted May 11, 2007 Share Posted May 11, 2007 Oh come on, don't be so "crabby" about it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uriaheep Posted May 12, 2007 Share Posted May 12, 2007 You know me, when I 'see food' I want to eat it. (these are getting worse) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aralez Posted May 13, 2007 Share Posted May 13, 2007 Ooooh, maritime puns! Wait: She sells sea shells by the seahore Say that 26 times in a row! *uses the general confusion to kidnap Tammy and flees to his arctic Xcom Base* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bomb Bloke Posted May 14, 2007 Share Posted May 14, 2007 Arctic base? Send in the SEALs! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aralez Posted May 14, 2007 Share Posted May 14, 2007 Good one, BB Of course i will make sure that Tammy doesn't feel cold, i will put her in the tropical flower house of that base. The house with the Troll-eating plants... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kernel Posted May 14, 2007 Share Posted May 14, 2007 Ahhh... time to check up on the Imperial Gueard's secret arctic base I suppose... * uses remote control to deactivate multiple security systems, automated gun turrets and alarms ** the 30 tonne security door opens up to reveal Aralez standing behind it * What the!!!??? Aralez how did you find out about this place?? And more to the point, how did you get in without the remote?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chocolatemouse Posted May 14, 2007 Share Posted May 14, 2007 As it is the love nest i can then carpet bombing with nose kisses without fear of retaliations. Muahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Kissssssssssssssssssssssssssssbisous bisous chmok chmokChmatz chmatz (: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aralez Posted May 15, 2007 Share Posted May 15, 2007 *sees Kernel and is totally perplexed* I think i have to talk to the guy who sold me that base, let me take a look at the business card he gave me.... It says..... M. Atri!......What the..... ?! The walls give in and crumble under the nosekiss carpet bombing of chocolatemouse... *Quick, Kernel, Tammy, to the Skyranger!!!* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Accounting Troll Posted May 15, 2007 Share Posted May 15, 2007 *heroically cuts a path through the tropical flower house, using a flamethrower to kill thousands of troll eating triffids, snatches Tammy from Aralez and departs* Matri, am I to understand that you were running your own construction business without paying corporation tax? That's going to cost you an arm and a leg I'm also imposing a few taxes on the practice of nosekissing unless a troll is involved. Cusan trwyn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uriaheep Posted May 15, 2007 Share Posted May 15, 2007 Er, ........ excuse me for er ........ asking, *stands on Aralez's shoulders and has a good look at AT's head* but er, ....... and I hear tell that in troll terms you are a handsom devil but, ... er, which bit is your nose exactly? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Accounting Troll Posted May 15, 2007 Share Posted May 15, 2007 I do hope this isn't going to lead to any innuendo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chocolatemouse Posted May 15, 2007 Share Posted May 15, 2007 So much emotion between them both, it is so marvelous to see birth of a new lovestory. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Accounting Troll Posted May 15, 2007 Share Posted May 15, 2007 Wait until Aralez tries to start his Skyranger. Crime around here is so bad that a car driver won't stop at traffic lights because his car will be on bricks when the lights go green a moment later... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kernel Posted May 16, 2007 Share Posted May 16, 2007 You mean we're in Manchester? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aralez Posted May 16, 2007 Share Posted May 16, 2007 Accounting Troll, you are wrong, the Skyranger is NOT standing on bricks....Simply because there is NO Skyranger left and even the bricks have been stolen!!! *Raises his hand to call a Manchester Taxi and get's his watch stolen in the very moment* *Raises his hand again to catch the next Taxi and gets robbed by the taxi driver* ...slowly walks down the road to Tamriel without shoes..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uriaheep Posted May 16, 2007 Share Posted May 16, 2007 *Aralez raises his hand for one last go at stopping a taxi and gets his hand stolen* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aralez Posted May 17, 2007 Share Posted May 17, 2007 *Realizes that he is doing everything wrong and steals his hand, his watch and his Skyranger back, covers Accounting Troll in tons of itching powder, kidnaps Tammy and flys away!* Hiho Silver!Now where to fly to...hmmmm.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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