Matri Posted April 28, 2007 Share Posted April 28, 2007 *doesn't think it safe enough to look out the pocket* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Accounting Troll Posted April 28, 2007 Share Posted April 28, 2007 So you are a long term citizen of Tamriel and Tammy's pocket then? That makes you eligable for the new cat fur tax. *Fishes out old fashioned cut-throat style razor* DC, be careful when you subject Aralez to unspeakable torture. We can sell on his intestines to a violin maker, but only if they are intact. Normally the catgut used for violin strings comes from sheep instead, but I think it is time for a revival of the traditional methods Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kernel Posted April 29, 2007 Share Posted April 29, 2007 * Runs over to AT and looks at him * Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dumb_Commander Posted April 29, 2007 Share Posted April 29, 2007 DC, be careful when you subject Aralez to unspeakable torture. We can sell on his intestines to a violin maker, but only if they are intact. Normally the catgut used for violin strings comes from sheep instead, but I think it is time for a revival of the traditional methods *DC turns around at the door step of his torture room* Don't worry about the intestines, worry about Aralez who is gonna suffer my taitor torture methods, they're epsecialy painful. *Turns back to the torture room and enters* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aralez Posted April 29, 2007 Share Posted April 29, 2007 *wonders where DC takes the repaired Aralez-robo from a few posts ago* AT, what have you done! You have activated all the mines?! You know that Tammy is still in there...! *faints* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uriaheep Posted April 30, 2007 Share Posted April 30, 2007 *fans Aralez brow* Wake up quickly. Normaly when people say catgut it doesn't bother me but we need a suitable victim nowww..... wait a minute, that isn't Tammy blown to bits in the corner. It's certainly made to look like the queen but for starters there's no Matri, just a pie painted white. *dramatic music* Dah - dah - dahhhhhh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aralez Posted April 30, 2007 Share Posted April 30, 2007 *wakes up and realizes that uriaheep is right: Somebody kidnapped Tammy from the kidnapper revolutionaries!!!* *Examines the remains of the fake Tammy which appears to be a robot, made by AT enterprises.....* Accounting Troll!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matri Posted April 30, 2007 Share Posted April 30, 2007 It's days like this I wish I had GPS... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Accounting Troll Posted April 30, 2007 Share Posted April 30, 2007 I'm keeping Tammy in hiding until the plague of cats has been dealt with Tammy is in the most secure location I could think of - my private distillery. With all the defences I installed, nobody's been able to raid it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uriaheep Posted April 30, 2007 Share Posted April 30, 2007 Mmmm, I wonder if AT's Firewater could be a cure for the cat thing? *sneaks off on very silent pads* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Accounting Troll Posted April 30, 2007 Share Posted April 30, 2007 Just be careful - I watched Terminator 3 over the weekend, and I've designed a number of Terminators that look like Tammy. I wouldn't want you to be taminated. And that's before we get on to the matter of the laser fences and the psionic devices guarding my distillery. And Matri is going to be in *REAL* trouble if he tries to get into a terminator's pocket by mistake Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tammy Posted April 30, 2007 Share Posted April 30, 2007 Okay, you know how some people say lol when they don't really mean it? Well "taminated" got a real one. As for being blown to bits, I assure you that the Queen's person is incapable of anything of the sort. Might want to wrap this up soon, though....the fumes are getting to me.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matri Posted May 1, 2007 Share Posted May 1, 2007 They're getting to me too *hic* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aralez Posted May 1, 2007 Share Posted May 1, 2007 A ball of energy appears in the distillery (see beginning of the Terminator films) and the T-1000 liquid metal bot in it begins to form a cat shaped object... *HI THERE! Anything to drink for me? * Matri, you actually DO have a GPS, albeit not WITH you, but IN you! Remember that suspiciously crunchy Pie i served you some days ago? No, i do NOT want it back eew! QFT: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Accounting Troll Posted May 1, 2007 Share Posted May 1, 2007 A ball of energy appears in the distillery (see beginning of the Terminator films) and the T-1000 liquid metal bot in it begins to form a cat shaped object... *HI THERE! Anything to drink for me? * Oh dear, that means that Arnold Schwarzenegger is going to turn up in a minute and finish off anything that Matri and Aralez haven't drunk. After he finds a pair of trousers of course... I'm just glad that I hid all the good stuff and replaced it with anti-freeze Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aralez Posted May 1, 2007 Share Posted May 1, 2007 Quick and dirty Photoshopping:https://img131.imageshack.us/img131/2323/taminatorao1.jpgDa Tammynator! hmmm, hic! I must have drunk too much anti-freeze... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uriaheep Posted May 2, 2007 Share Posted May 2, 2007 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kernel Posted May 4, 2007 Share Posted May 4, 2007 Isn't defacing a picture of the Queen a capitol offense or something? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Accounting Troll Posted May 4, 2007 Share Posted May 4, 2007 *Looks through statute books* The appropriate punishment is to watch the recent football match between England and Andorra on a repetitive loop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aralez Posted May 8, 2007 Share Posted May 8, 2007 Yay, Andorra! Go, go, go Andorra go! *places robo-Aralez in front of the TV and sneaks away, kidnaps Tammy on his way out and dissapears* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kernel Posted May 8, 2007 Share Posted May 8, 2007 * Looks at his joining date * Good Lord! Have I really been here for 4 years? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chocolatemouse Posted May 8, 2007 Share Posted May 8, 2007 Yay, Andorra! Go, go, go Andorra go! *places robo-Aralez in front of the TV and sneaks away, kidnaps Tammy on his way out and dissapears* Is robot aralez an hoover one with flamethrower .?? nose kiss Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uriaheep Posted May 8, 2007 Share Posted May 8, 2007 Noooo, they are really easy to tell apart. The robo one is the one running around playing with balls of string and scratching up the furniture - the real one is over there in his 'secret lair' sipping cocktails watching re-runs of Tom and Jerry cartoons. :D Hey Kernel - in cat years that makes you about 140 or somethin'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Accounting Troll Posted May 8, 2007 Share Posted May 8, 2007 I'm more concerned about the robot Tammy that Aralez kidnapped. I designed the Tamminators to kill by getting the victim in a bear hug and then squeezing. Since I'm the only one who can differentiate between my robotic creations and Tammy, I will soon get a monopoly of the hugs issued by the true Tammy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uriaheep Posted May 8, 2007 Share Posted May 8, 2007 Not so fast oh warty one, all I have to do to tell the real Queen from an imposter is this ........... https://www.secretgarden.plus.com/Valentine.gif A fake Tammy has no emotion but the queen ..... ahh the queen has but to smile to tease the petals from out of thier buds.... No real doves were harmed in the making of this dedication..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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