Dumb_Commander Posted October 23, 2006 Share Posted October 23, 2006 *Pulls out a rifle* Be friendly to Queen Tammy, or you will have a taste of being shot at with a high powered rifle or maybe the fear of being hit by an Ion Cannon. *looks very menacingly at Aralez* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aralez Posted October 23, 2006 Share Posted October 23, 2006 Crumbles down under D_C's look.. ok, s'this one better? https://www.smiliegenerator.de/s31/smilies-17955.png Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Accounting Troll Posted October 23, 2006 Share Posted October 23, 2006 That's still saying that you want to have an official monopoly of the Royal Hugs! The last guy who tried that ended up becoming the palace eunuch. *sharpens axe* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tammy Posted October 23, 2006 Share Posted October 23, 2006 I think that's the funniest thing I've heard all day! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ender117 Posted October 24, 2006 Share Posted October 24, 2006 Better be careful Aralez they sound like they mean business!! You don't seem to understand - I didn't see it when Carlos posted it, and the rest of the folks here just want to execute someone. The trick is to hide in the corner until they forget about you. Either that, or grab a pitchfork and run after someone else - You'll blend right in. That said, nothing gets more kudos then waving a Tammy sign around. By the way B.B. great advice. *picks up pitchfork* Quick there's Aralez, everyone after that potential eunuch!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uriaheep Posted October 24, 2006 Share Posted October 24, 2006 But he's a cat - he's probably been neutered, and what with Matri being in the pocket it's probably just a territorial thing. It'll pass. Ahhh, AT - that axe reminds me, I haven't seen a decent game of axe catching lately. Any vict..... er, any contestants around you can think of? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aralez Posted October 24, 2006 Share Posted October 24, 2006 *changes his cotton underwear to adamantium underwear with a safety lock* Oy, uriaheep, you playing an axe game, can i be a contestant? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dumb_Commander Posted October 24, 2006 Share Posted October 24, 2006 *Pulls out a backpack sized shield generator* I hope no one will be throwing at me, because this shield reflects back at the attacker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Accounting Troll Posted October 24, 2006 Share Posted October 24, 2006 Don't worry DC, only heretics and Chelsea fans qualify for axe catching. Besides, we are going to need your tin opener for when we catch Aralez, whose reaction suggests that he hasn't been neutered YET Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dumb_Commander Posted October 24, 2006 Share Posted October 24, 2006 One tin opener will be ready soon. *Teleports to his lair and starts producing a very effective tin opener* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uriaheep Posted October 24, 2006 Share Posted October 24, 2006 *changes his cotton underwear to adamantium underwear with a safety lock* Oy, uriaheep, you playing an axe game, can i be a contestant? Yeah, sure. Don't start yet though - I need to sell some tickets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Accounting Troll Posted October 24, 2006 Share Posted October 24, 2006 Personally, I think that going for metal undergarments is a little bit daft, and not just because it tends to chafe. In medieval times, it took a couple of hours to get a knight into his shining armour. Even if it was possible to stop for a restroom break in the middle of a battle or a joust, it would still take a long time too get a knight out of his armour. This means that a medieval knight did his business in his armour; after all, he wasn't the one who would clean the armour later on - that's what arming squires were for. Another glass of water, Aralez? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aralez Posted October 24, 2006 Share Posted October 24, 2006 Yes, sure, because, you see: I have my arming squires, too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Accounting Troll Posted October 25, 2006 Share Posted October 25, 2006 But I bribed them into giving me the only key, which I have since presented to Tammy as a war trophy. What's going to happen when your armour rusts and you seize up? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dumb_Commander Posted October 25, 2006 Share Posted October 25, 2006 At, youre forgeting that adamantium doesn't rust. I checked that. But fortunatly I have found a special liquid developed by SIN Tech company research division. Admantium completly rusts over in a minute or so, after that it crumbles. I just spray it on Aralez's adamantium underwear, and you'll get to neuter him in a jiffy. After all, havaing spies in all research laboratories over the world gives quite alot goodies. One of these goodies is the shield generator I'm wearing right now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aralez Posted October 25, 2006 Share Posted October 25, 2006 Uhoh *runs into Matri's pocket-castle* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dumb_Commander Posted October 25, 2006 Share Posted October 25, 2006 Ahha... *Takes out an adamantium magnet and pulls Aralez out of the pocket* Well... prepare to lose your underwear. *Sprays the adamatium rust liquid and then throws Aralez to AT* Hey, here's the axe sharpener. *Give AT the sharpener* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matri Posted October 25, 2006 Share Posted October 25, 2006 Get your own pocket! *seals up his* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Accounting Troll Posted October 25, 2006 Share Posted October 25, 2006 *Takes a few practice swings. Don't worry Aralez, you'll be able to get a few singing parts in operas after this. Some parts were written specifically for castrated men because they had such angelic high-pitched voices Of course, it isn't too late to claim the right of Sanctury in the nearest Tamist church, however this will require you to recant your unholy deviancy and become one of the multitude of tax-paying and tithe paying Tammy worshippers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uriaheep Posted October 26, 2006 Share Posted October 26, 2006 This way my son, enter the Sanctuary of the ever forgiving Church of Tammy. Of course everything is free. We have provided at no cost to our worshipers a free floor to walk upon, free air to breath, free services to purge your soul and even a free hymn sheet ....... although the tour will cost you a small fee. And then of course there is the cost of the trip up the tower, the guide book, the small model of Saint Pollock the Strange, the bronze effigy of our Queen Tammy, the later one we had made when she was canonised, and the special edition one which shows the slight bulge in the pocket which Matri makes. There is also a small fee which I know you will want to make to our 'Stained Glass Window Appeal' - blood stains something cruel you know - the 'Save The Loose Women of Tamriel Appeal' - we have saved quite a few so the cost is high - and not forgetting 'The Crypt Restoration Fund' and as The Crypt are both mine and AT's favourite Rock Band we hope you will give generously. We do not bother to hand the plate around as we feel our 'Benefactor Policy' is less intrusive. If you would like to sign here, this will also include 'Sanctuary Tax', 'Using Church Property Tax', but not Administration Fees of course. I think that's everything ........ oh and when you leave please exit by the North Door which is by the Gift Shop. Bless you my son. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aralez Posted October 26, 2006 Share Posted October 26, 2006 *runs off and joins the French Foreign Legion* Well, see you in 10 years, guys Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Accounting Troll Posted October 26, 2006 Share Posted October 26, 2006 Did I mention that DC is the Commander-in-Chief of the French Foreign Legion? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ender117 Posted October 27, 2006 Share Posted October 27, 2006 Dang Aralez. You just don't have any good luck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dumb_Commander Posted October 27, 2006 Share Posted October 27, 2006 *Ties Aralez up and gives him to Accounting Troll* Here AT, do your work with him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kernel Posted October 27, 2006 Share Posted October 27, 2006 * walks in and sees Aralez tied up, uriaheep wearing "Church of Tammy" robes, DC with a can of "lose your underwear " spray and AT carrying an axe * uhhh... ok... whatever does it for you... I guess.... * turns around and calmly walks away * Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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