uriaheep Posted October 18, 2006 Share Posted October 18, 2006 Of course AT, I will be fair as always but BB has a point - though Her Highness as the Monarch is exempt from tax, those habiting Royal Estates are not. Technically Matri is living rent and rate free in a Royal domicile. Whilst this is entirely acceptable as one of the Queens favourites, Her Omnipotence, our Queen would normally be the head of the church, however, as she is the object of our devotion, she is the icon we worship and as such IS the church rather than being head of it. This seems to let Matri off the hook ..... except for the fact that being in the pocket also constitutes having a permanent 'hug'. Knowing the potency of Her Magnificence's hugs there is cause for concern about Matri's state of mental health. Now I know AT has not officially taxed mental health as such yet due to the fact that it may cost Tamriel everything we have, yet there remains the fact that our Queen has recently been canonised and this means the Queen and her garments are sacrosanct. I'm not sure and I will have to consult the Big Black Book, but I am almost sure Matri is liable for "Sanctuary Tax". If this is the case then the amount Matri owes will be considerable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Accounting Troll Posted October 18, 2006 Share Posted October 18, 2006 Don't forget that the taxes will have to be backdated to when Matri first moved in to the pocket If anybody complains, accuse him of heresy and start an Inquisition. DC has just had a new consignment of extra-large pills... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matri Posted October 19, 2006 Share Posted October 19, 2006 Ye'll never take me! *zips up the pocket* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Accounting Troll Posted October 19, 2006 Share Posted October 19, 2006 Erm, aren't you going to suffocate to death? You don't get out of paying taxes just by dying - there is such a thing as inheritance tax Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aralez Posted October 19, 2006 Share Posted October 19, 2006 *calls the special tunnel forces of the Tax Inquisition* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uriaheep Posted October 19, 2006 Share Posted October 19, 2006 Or place an embargo on Kitty Litter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tammy Posted October 19, 2006 Share Posted October 19, 2006 I'm going to have to step in and defend Matri. We can consider him the royal pet and let him stay.....and definitely not stop the kitty litter! He's in my pocket, after all! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uriaheep Posted October 20, 2006 Share Posted October 20, 2006 *prostrates himself*Yes my Queen. *turns to AT* Any other 'targets'? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ender117 Posted October 20, 2006 Share Posted October 20, 2006 DOn't know if this will work but does everyone remmeber this unholy thing. Edit by BB: Image removed. Yes, I know it isn't what it looks like. But the eyes of my imagination are burning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aralez Posted October 20, 2006 Share Posted October 20, 2006 Argh, i'm blind now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ender117 Posted October 20, 2006 Share Posted October 20, 2006 :puke:I knew I shouldn't have posted that darn thing. Quick! DC: Do those blue pills have any medicinal eye cleansing properties. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kernel Posted October 20, 2006 Share Posted October 20, 2006 Posting pictures on the Love Nest? That's a capital offense isn't it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Accounting Troll Posted October 20, 2006 Share Posted October 20, 2006 Kernel, in this case I agree. It's been over a week since we last lynched somebody. Ender117, when DC erm... inserts a blue pill into somebody, the victim's eyes have been seen to water, thus clensing the eyeballs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uriaheep Posted October 20, 2006 Share Posted October 20, 2006 That be Witchcraft - Oh I love a purge. AT, light the fires - DC, open the soundproof cell, Matri - stand back, I wouldn't want you getting blood on the Queens person. https://www.secretgarden.plus.com/surgeon.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dumb_Commander Posted October 21, 2006 Share Posted October 21, 2006 Posting pictures on the Love Nest? That's a capital offense isn't it? Yes it is. *Opens his large briefcase of torture instruments* Ender117, when DC erm... inserts a blue pill into somebody, the victim's eyes have been seen to water, thus clensing the eyeballs But after that the person who has the blue pill inserted has to see a proctologist. And unfortuantly the closest proctologist has over sized hands. That be Witchcraft - Oh I love a purge. AT, light the fires - DC, open the soundproof cell, Matri - stand back, I wouldn't want you getting blood on the Queens person. https://www.secretgarden.plus.com/surgeon.gif *Opens the soundproof cell, which has dried blood on the walls on the floor and even on the ceiling* Damn, I forgot to clean up Krabjuice's blood. Plus the decomposing body of Krabjuice's minon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bomb Bloke Posted October 21, 2006 Share Posted October 21, 2006 Normally I'd point out that you've all posted avatars and smilies, but I really didn't want to see that picture... On the other hand, I'm starting to get the impression that Tammy isn't having much of a say in all these rules... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kernel Posted October 21, 2006 Share Posted October 21, 2006 Normally I'd point out that you've all posted avatars and smilies, but I really didn't want to see that picture... On the other hand, I'm starting to get the impression that Tammy isn't having much of a say in all these rules... Smilies are how we express meaning to words here in the love nest... and thus they are allowed.Avatars have similar meanings. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aralez Posted October 22, 2006 Share Posted October 22, 2006 https://www.smiliegenerator.de/s31/smilies-17091.png Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tammy Posted October 22, 2006 Share Posted October 22, 2006 Nothing like popping in here to make me feel special.....usually. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ender117 Posted October 22, 2006 Share Posted October 22, 2006 Hey posting that picture is a capital offense? But you gotta look at where i got it. Oh yeah, if it's a capital offense for me, then it's a capital offense for Carlos the Jackal. Cause this is the forum that I found it in when I was reading into the history of Tammy's forum. On page 16 post# 306 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bomb Bloke Posted October 22, 2006 Share Posted October 22, 2006 You don't seem to understand - I didn't see it when Carlos posted it, and the rest of the folks here just want to execute someone. The trick is to hide in the corner until they forget about you. Either that, or grab a pitchfork and run after someone else - You'll blend right in. That said, nothing gets more kudos then waving a Tammy sign around. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uriaheep Posted October 22, 2006 Share Posted October 22, 2006 As if anyone would do that. https://www.secretgarden.plus.com/holyman.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aralez Posted October 22, 2006 Share Posted October 22, 2006 https://www.smiliegenerator.de/s31/smilies-17298.png *sings* Here's a LLama, there's a llama and another little llama... Oh wait this isn't the Lllama LLove nest? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Accounting Troll Posted October 22, 2006 Share Posted October 22, 2006 Looks like we're going to have another heresy trial. The great thing about executing people who fail to acknowledge the divine nature of Tammy is that the Tamist Church gets to confiscate all their property. Perhaps we should make it a captal offense to claim that this is the main reason why we are so keen on rooting out heretics Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aralez Posted October 23, 2006 Share Posted October 23, 2006 https://www.smiliegenerator.de/s31/smilies-17823.png Oh wait, that was the unfriendly Tammy smilie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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