Kernel Posted October 8, 2006 Share Posted October 8, 2006 I surrender. I do believe you have a new subject for your uhhh... "special" chamber DC. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dumb_Commander Posted October 8, 2006 Share Posted October 8, 2006 I do believe you have a new subject for your uhhh... "special" chamber DC. Thank you. *Captures Ender117 with his new NetGun* Prepare for testing out my newest torture instruments. First stop, skin pealing. *Tows Ender117 to his torture chamber* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ender117 Posted October 8, 2006 Share Posted October 8, 2006 I do believe you have a new subject for your uhhh... "special" chamber DC. Thank you. *Captures Ender117 with his new NetGun* Prepare for testing out my newest torture instruments. First stop, suppositary instruments. *Tows Ender117 to his torture chamber* *struggles to break free of net* No, let me go!! I told you that I surrendered. Please oh please let me go. I love Tammy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dumb_Commander Posted October 8, 2006 Share Posted October 8, 2006 If Queen Tammy wants to spare you, she should say it now. But, for now you are gonna be in my torture chamber testing my new instruments. *Adds a second net which is much more stronger* Now stay still before I use the old method of a big suppository blue pill. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ender117 Posted October 8, 2006 Share Posted October 8, 2006 Woe is me. Woe is me. Who should come and rescue me. I'm new, you shouldn't treat your potential followers this way. Let me go and I'll give you some pie. I mean Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tammy Posted October 8, 2006 Share Posted October 8, 2006 Well, pie reference aside, you seem like a good potential subject. Let him go, DC. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Accounting Troll Posted October 8, 2006 Share Posted October 8, 2006 I really must recruit DC into Tamriel's Inland Revenue and Customs enforcer department. Nobody will risk not paying their taxes if the result will be a DC style audit (complete with blue pill). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dumb_Commander Posted October 8, 2006 Share Posted October 8, 2006 *releases Ender117* You better behave nice, or I will come back with something much worse thant my torture or the blue pill. ~~~An armored batallion comander and a tax collector... nice. I'l take the job AT. *Takes out a big briefcase full of torture instruments and a supply of blue pills* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ender117 Posted October 9, 2006 Share Posted October 9, 2006 Yippe! Yahoo! Freedom. Oh man thank you DC. Would it be so much to ask if I never saw any darn blue pills again. I'll never be able to take my Stratera now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uriaheep Posted October 12, 2006 Share Posted October 12, 2006 Mmmm. here's a face I haven't seen in church. Maybe a tithe is due. What's the going rate AT? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Accounting Troll Posted October 12, 2006 Share Posted October 12, 2006 I believe 10% of pre-tax income is considered to be customary. The main earner for the Tamist Church is charging people money for the absolving of their sins. Incidentally, it's been a few weeks since we last invented a new sin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uriaheep Posted October 13, 2006 Share Posted October 13, 2006 Yippe! Yahoo! Freedom.Any cheering or excessive use of the word 'Freedom' sound like candidates to me? ......... Oh and making tea in a CUP!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dumb_Commander Posted October 13, 2006 Share Posted October 13, 2006 Yippe! Yahoo! Freedom.Any cheering or excessive use of the word 'Freedom' sound like candidates to me? ......... Oh and making tea in a CUP!!!! If that is considered a sin... then. *DC is holding a Dart pistol injector filled with pain inducing mix* I'm waiting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ender117 Posted October 13, 2006 Share Posted October 13, 2006 Did I say freedom. What I meant to say was "Hoorah I have been released" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uriaheep Posted October 15, 2006 Share Posted October 15, 2006 Mmmm, released? released? Give me a minute while I check through the Tamriel Big Book of Unspeakable Words. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bomb Bloke Posted October 16, 2006 Share Posted October 16, 2006 You'd better hope it isn't in there. You just said it. Twice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uriaheep Posted October 16, 2006 Share Posted October 16, 2006 Oh .... er yes ....... well ....... *coughs nervously* Well of course it's not there BB, no point in looking really ...... Is that my phone ringing? Gotta go, bye.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ender117 Posted October 16, 2006 Share Posted October 16, 2006 Kudos BB. I really dind't catch that one. Ooh RELEASED HA HA HA!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aralez Posted October 16, 2006 Share Posted October 16, 2006 Just a question from an old-timer: Is Matri still in that trouser pocket? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Accounting Troll Posted October 16, 2006 Share Posted October 16, 2006 He's too frightened to emerge from the pocket because of all the taxes I've been imposing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aralez Posted October 16, 2006 Share Posted October 16, 2006 What about a cat-pocket-tax then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matri Posted October 16, 2006 Share Posted October 16, 2006 Meh! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uriaheep Posted October 17, 2006 Share Posted October 17, 2006 Hair ball tax anyone? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Accounting Troll Posted October 17, 2006 Share Posted October 17, 2006 I'm mounting a legal challenge concerning the tax haven status of Tammy's pockets. Unfortunatly, there is no civil legal code in Tamriel, so it will have to go through the religious courts. Uriaheep, as the head of the state religion, you will have the final say in this matter, and I have no doubt your decision will be entirely fair. We can rely upon you to put out of your mind the thought that if the case is decided in my favour, you will be able to collect tithes from the occupants of Tammy's pockets Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bomb Bloke Posted October 17, 2006 Share Posted October 17, 2006 Hang on, dude, "Tammy" and "tax" do not belong in the same sentence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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