uriaheep Posted August 4, 2006 Share Posted August 4, 2006 Sounds good to me, I think the extra sins are a good idea and as the greater workings of the Tamist Church are secret we should raise a few bob. Where we going on holiday this year? looks like I may be able to afford a new charriot too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Accounting Troll Posted August 4, 2006 Share Posted August 4, 2006 Holiday? I believe the proper term is 'overseas missionary activity'. It's like a holiday except that it's paid for out of church funds I've heard stories of some of the decadent things young British women get up to when they go on holiday in the Greek islands. Perhaps this would be a good starting location for our church Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uriaheep Posted August 4, 2006 Share Posted August 4, 2006 Greek Islands it is then, I think God wants us to have a holy yacht, about 36 feet long with a bar. I'll get my cozzy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kernel Posted August 5, 2006 Share Posted August 5, 2006 Pfftt... EVERYONE has a yacht... what we need is a luxury submarine... like this one: https://www.ussubs.com/submarines/phoenix_1000.php3 Preferably with holy torpedos to smite anyone who goes against us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uriaheep Posted August 5, 2006 Share Posted August 5, 2006 Whaaoo, yep, that's the one - well done Kernel or should I say Admiral of the Fleet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dumb_Commander Posted August 5, 2006 Share Posted August 5, 2006 Pfft... A submarine! Id rather buy a Ion Cannon satelite that GDI so fond is. Onserve an demonstration. *A robot walks in and starts yelling I don't love tammy* Okay, any minute now. /Ion Cannons point of view\ HERETIC found... Powering up.HERETIC Targeted. FIRING \Everyones point of view/*The Ion cannon beam strikes the yelling robot and disinegrates him* It has some advantages over the submarine. You don't have to pay for electricity, only for 50 tonns of rocket fuel to make the satelite reach the planets orbit. Don't worry about that, I'll pay for the fuel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Accounting Troll Posted August 5, 2006 Share Posted August 5, 2006 In view of all that money we've saced by cutting back on the Imperial Guard's budget, the State of Tamriel can afford a proper nuclear submarine. I've just brought HMS Astute off the British government - when it gets launched next year, the Astute (and its sister boats) will even outclass the American Seawolf class link. Ultimately, this will be self-funding. The Astute is bound to have some teething problems, so we sue for a big pile of cash. We also need a Rear Admiral and a Vice Admiral (these are genuine Royal Navy ranks). Any volunteers? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dumb_Commander Posted August 5, 2006 Share Posted August 5, 2006 My company is currently has some money overflow problems, so I donate most of it to help Tamriel. *Gives 95 billions* Okay, now I have to check money accout of the company. ~minutes later~ ARRGH the accout is still overflowing with money. somewhere 567 billions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bomb Bloke Posted August 6, 2006 Share Posted August 6, 2006 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Accounting Troll Posted August 9, 2006 Share Posted August 9, 2006 DC, go to the bank and get all that money changed from US dollars to Euros or UK Pounds. The dollar has been rather weak in recent months because of the massive trade and budget deficits in the United States. It will also create a run on the dollar, which is necessary for the next stage of our Plan. My policy of taxing the citizens of Tamriel to the hilt and refusing to spend any money means that Tamriel now has a massive budget surplus. I propose that we lend the surplus money to the United States, at a healthy rate of interest. This will enable us to effectively control the economy of the United States, and hence the world. Why bother with military conquest when you can quietly take over the world this way instead? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tammy Posted August 9, 2006 Share Posted August 9, 2006 Shouldn't we have our own currency? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Accounting Troll Posted August 10, 2006 Share Posted August 10, 2006 Well, I suppose using your hugs as currency isn't going to be enough now that we need to consolidate our control over the world. Also we can make a fortune out of the currency exchange market I'm afraid that I am going to have to authorise building a Bishop's Palace and a Chancellor's Palace to prevent all the extra money coming into the country from increasing inflation. Maybe an Officers Club for the valiant leaders of the Imperial Guard... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kernel Posted August 10, 2006 Share Posted August 10, 2006 Maybe an Officers Club for the valiant leaders of the Imperial Guard... As long as it's got a the biggest flat screen TV in the world with no sports channels what-so-ever. Just to taunt the sports fans. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bomb Bloke Posted August 18, 2006 Share Posted August 18, 2006 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Accounting Troll Posted August 18, 2006 Share Posted August 18, 2006 All these extra palaces means that there's no room for the organ harvesting factory, so I have decided to outsource production. Here's a tip: don't eat at MacDonald's on a Saturday Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kernel Posted August 18, 2006 Share Posted August 18, 2006 Here's a tip: don't eat at MacDonald's on a Saturday Ahem... given the fact that the Imperial Guard has been using Mc D's for it's toxic waste disposal for the past few years you might want to change that to "Don't eat at MacDonald's EVER" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tammy Posted August 19, 2006 Share Posted August 19, 2006 You mean people over twelve actually EAT that stuff? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kernel Posted August 19, 2006 Share Posted August 19, 2006 I have a friend at work who always eats 2 large meals in one sitting at Mc D's. Usualy once a week. He's not a large person either.I personaly can't understand why anyone would want to eat food that tastes like wet cardboard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Accounting Troll Posted August 19, 2006 Share Posted August 19, 2006 How often do you tuck in to a meal of wet cardboard for comparison purposes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thorondor Posted August 19, 2006 Share Posted August 19, 2006 "How often do you tuck in to a meal of wet cardboard for comparison purposes?" - asks the Troll to the Gremlin ?... It would be interesting to compile a list of what you two consider health food. :: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uriaheep Posted August 19, 2006 Share Posted August 19, 2006 I've seen teethmarks on the pulpit in our Cathederal, it's certainly not mice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Accounting Troll Posted August 19, 2006 Share Posted August 19, 2006 I thought it was chocolate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tammy Posted August 20, 2006 Share Posted August 20, 2006 No, sweetie, it's just covered in gold foil from chocolate bars. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Accounting Troll Posted August 20, 2006 Share Posted August 20, 2006 THis is the best 24 hours of my life! Not only did my beloved Reading FC come back from 0-2 down to beat Middlesborough 3-2 in our debut in the top division of English football (only took us 135 years to get there!), but our Beloved Queen called me a Sweetie! :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uriaheep Posted August 20, 2006 Share Posted August 20, 2006 That's because you are also covered in gold foil. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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