uriaheep Posted June 15, 2006 Share Posted June 15, 2006 Just follow that unwound ball of wool!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bomb Bloke Posted June 18, 2006 Share Posted June 18, 2006 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tammy Posted June 19, 2006 Share Posted June 19, 2006 *hugs* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dumb_Commander Posted June 19, 2006 Share Posted June 19, 2006 *A Truck aproaches AT bridge* "Okay, heres the monthly paycheck. (Truck driver) *The truck driver's partner aproaches the back of the truck and get a couple of very heavy bags, with $ on them* 2 millions of cash, I will be visiting this bridge every moth to bring 1 million or 2 millions, it all depends on luck of the sender. (Truck driver) *The truck drives away* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Accounting Troll Posted June 19, 2006 Share Posted June 19, 2006 Bless you DC. Being your henchtroll is remarkably profitable One question: do you think I could have my monthly kickback in gold bullion? The international currencies have been rather unstable over the last few months, so everybody has been investing their money in gold. Not fairy gold though; trolls can tell the diference Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kernel Posted June 19, 2006 Share Posted June 19, 2006 * Runs up to AT * Did you see a truck cross this bridge? The Imperial Guard's paper clip has gone missing along with a barrel of single malt scotch whiskey. They were last seen on the truck heading this way. There's also 4 million missing from the Imperial Guard's emergency fund that's only to be used to buy my food and more whiskey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dumb_Commander Posted June 19, 2006 Share Posted June 19, 2006 Gold bullion, no, not for the first five weeks, tough my corporation has very high profits, it's still weak for a week, I have to be sure that it will be full able to stand ground. Probably you stole that, Kernel, and you want to make me responcible for your actions, so dont even try.Please be a good boy, or you will end up in my torture room, if you contine to harass me with the false information. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Accounting Troll Posted June 19, 2006 Share Posted June 19, 2006 *scans Kernel with a metal detector* Erm, the paperclip was in your pocket all along. And the other scanning devices I secretly installed on the bridge let me know if anybody is trying to smuggle scotch into Tamriel I'm more concerned about your admission that you have been embezzling funds. I'm going to have to conduct a massive audit of the Imperial Guard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kernel Posted June 19, 2006 Share Posted June 19, 2006 Hey remember that fund also paid for your new bridge that replaced the old rickety wooden one. Without that fund you wouldn't be able to tax the tourists that enter Tamriel, you'd freeze to death with the cold draughts of your old home and you'd be without your yearly supply of scotch. I would also be without my food... and a hungry gremlin is not something you'd want around. The result would make WW2 seem like a minor argument between neighbours, and the atom bomb tests look as if an ant sneezed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uriaheep Posted June 20, 2006 Share Posted June 20, 2006 And of course AT you are going to provide the Church of Tammy with a new place of worship with some of that money???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Accounting Troll Posted June 20, 2006 Share Posted June 20, 2006 You only get a tithe of the money I have just seized off the Imperial Guard if you promise to spend it on constructing an elaborate Bishop's Palace for yourself (in order to reflect the glory of the Queen, of course...) Does anyone else suspect that DC's business interess include controlling all the ticket touts at the World Cup? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dumb_Commander Posted June 21, 2006 Share Posted June 21, 2006 *Teleports in* Yo, guys I got some tickets for the Cup. *Shows 15 tickets* Do anybody want them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uriaheep Posted June 21, 2006 Share Posted June 21, 2006 Too busy building this new Tamist Cathederal in honour of our Queen. https://www.secretgarden.plus.com/holyman.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Accounting Troll Posted June 21, 2006 Share Posted June 21, 2006 *Takes closer look at tickets* Hold on, they're for the England v Sweden game, which finished about six hours before you teleported in Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dumb_Commander Posted June 23, 2006 Share Posted June 23, 2006 *Takes out a briefcase and opens it, revealing that it's full of tickets for different games* Who wants tickets for baseball, basketball, football. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bomb Bloke Posted June 24, 2006 Share Posted June 24, 2006 "Ten to twelve year old division"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dumb_Commander Posted June 24, 2006 Share Posted June 24, 2006 *Closes the briefcase* Alright, but don't come crying for a ticket, when there's a important game coming. *Teleports the briefcase to the sun, isntantly incinerating it. Teleports to his office* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kernel Posted June 28, 2006 Share Posted June 28, 2006 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bomb Bloke Posted June 30, 2006 Share Posted June 30, 2006 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dumb_Commander Posted July 1, 2006 Share Posted July 1, 2006 ..______................................._____...._________................|......................._________...............................................________...______..............................._____....|________|................|......................///_______\\\.......____..............____.........|________|....______............................._____.....|..|...........................|....|..................|.|.............|..|......____.............____.........|..|................______.........////\\.........._____......|...|______.................|....|..................|..............|..|.......____...........____...........|..|.................______.......////\\\\......._____........|..|______|................|....|..................|.|............|..|........____.........____............|..|______.......______.....////..\\\\....._____.........|..|............................|....|...................|.............|..|........____........____.............|________|........______...////...\\\\\..._____..........|..|............................|....|..................||.............|..|........____.......____..............|..|....................______.////.....\\\\\._____...........|..|............................|__|________....|.|............|..|.........____|||||____..............|..|.......................____////........\\\\____.............|__|______.................|.................|....|.|______|..|...........____|||____...............|_|_______.............___////..........\\\\___..............|________|................|__________|....\\\______///..............\------------/...............|________|.............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................______________.............//\\................___..............___...............___.............____...................................|______...______|...........///\\\..............|....|.............|....|..............|....|............|....|........\\......//...........................|..|....................///...\\\.............|.....\\.........//....|...............|.....\\.........//....|.........\\....//............................|..|...................///___\\\............|....|\\\......///|...|...............|....|\\\......///|...|..........\\.//..............................|..|..................///____\\\...........|....|.\\\....///.|...|...............|....|.\\\....///.|...|............|.|...............................|..|.................///.........\\\..........|....|..\\\..///..|...|...............|....|..\\\..///..|...|............|.|...............................|_|................///...........\\\.........|__|....\\\///...|...|...............|__|....\\\///...|...|...........|_|....... Nice Fireworks display, Eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Accounting Troll Posted July 1, 2006 Share Posted July 1, 2006 That makes the standard sign look a bit pathetic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matri Posted July 2, 2006 Share Posted July 2, 2006 Even BB's Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bomb Bloke Posted July 2, 2006 Share Posted July 2, 2006 Argh! I've been outdone! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dumb_Commander Posted July 5, 2006 Share Posted July 5, 2006 *Teleports In* What the hell is happening here, why is Love Nest abandoned, If Queen Tammy sees this, she probably won't give hugs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kernel Posted July 5, 2006 Share Posted July 5, 2006 We've all gone to another Love Nest where teleporters don't work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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