Thorondor Posted June 13, 2006 Share Posted June 13, 2006 "Errm... *consumes carrot* What's up, bub ?" *placidly observes as AT tries to immobilise a sufferably lifelike puppet next to a concerned-looking traveller* :: "Say, uh, bub - you wouldn't happen to need a spike, now, would ya ?" *munches on* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dumb_Commander Posted June 13, 2006 Share Posted June 13, 2006 Kernel, dont make me tets that pill on you, and maybe something else, maybe you should share a bed with Mick Jagger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Accounting Troll Posted June 13, 2006 Share Posted June 13, 2006 You guys are all insane I leave you for a few hours and come back to find Thorondor's severed, but still living, head shoved on a wooden leg that has been planted in a traffic cone, and now Damien Hurst is suing us for copying one of his ideas. The danger of shrapnel injuries from exploding backsides has caused the sturdy and overtaxed citizens of Tamriel to resort to wearing helmets, body armour and environmental suits. And instead of getting hugs off Tammy, the head of our Imperial Guard is being forced to share a bed with Mick Jagger I hope you all realise that this chaos is the inevitable result of letting a billygoat into Tamriel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uriaheep Posted June 13, 2006 Share Posted June 13, 2006 I'm staying under this pie until something normal happens. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Veteran Posted June 13, 2006 Share Posted June 13, 2006 Mmm pie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dumb_Commander Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 *Takes out a double barelled combat shotgun* Uriaheep get in here before i shove a dynamite into your mout or the place where the blue pill is shoved in, and Veteran, STOP EATING THAT PIE. *Shots the the pie to shreds* If i see you eating that pie again, you will not wake up in your traditional home, you will wake up in my laboratory where I'am gonna test some chemicals and toxins on you. Now for the main business, where's that billygoat I need a test subject for my Hybrid project. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Veteran Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 Oh my word... Now you've gone and done it... You just couldn't leave the pie alone could you!!! Your antics are all very well confined to your dungeon, but you do not go hassling the nice people! Leave Uria alone and let me eat my pie in peace! Or pieces as the case may now be... And one more thing. Come near me with those toxins and you'll get more than a blue pill I assure you. The only reason I'm selling two of my swords is because I just bought another 7 new ones... Don't get any clever ideas with that shotgun either, I'm too fast for you and you know it! Now I'm going to get back to my food and pretend this little incident never happened... Kapish? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bomb Bloke Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dumb_Commander Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 Kapish? * * .... sorry, but that rather amusing, trying to look like a itallian mobster... *Cellphone ringing* Wait a little. ~some minutes later~ I was just informed that i won the galaxy lottery, the prize is 60 millions, basicly my funding was revitalised, one thing tough, here AT. *Gives AT 30 million dollars* As for other 30 million dollars... I've decided to make my own corporation, If I'am lucky, Tamriel will be reciving somewhere 2-3 millions a month. Now back to you. *DC takes out an arsenal of very sharp swords and starts to jab, slash, and other types of killing moves on himself, but everytime the swords break* You see, I'am partly i scientist, some years ago i created a special mix that made me, virtualy undistructable, so even if you shove that pill into me you would meet no results, oh and dont try to poison me or something like that, the Herxes mix made its job very well so even if you pump me full of neurotoxins, that would not work. ..................... Okay, Okay, Okay, I wont do anything bad to you all, aslong you get me enough laboratory subjects and torture subjects, in turn I will supply Tamriel everything it needs, but dont push it, there are things that money cant buy. *Walks back to his dungeon* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thorondor Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 @AT: "You guys are all insane :eh:" *don't mind if I am !* "(...) and come back to find Thorondor's severed, but still living, head shoved on a wooden leg that has been planted in a traffic cone (...)" *the very thought of it* *what now ?* :: *underhanded comeback* *stage exit* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uriaheep Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 Eh? !!!! ?? - ! ** https://www.secretgarden.plus.com/holyman.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Veteran Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 Nice igloo Thor but where are the animals? Where's the preprocessed food creatures??? DC, that sounds acceptable You carry on with your experiments and good luck with the new lab but you should really only torture people who either ask for it, are voted into it by Tamriel or who have been very very naughty Oh and all I ask is a new pie... You can keep the rest of your money for obsurdly foul experiments. Maybe a couple of pies... Or even a pie allowance... A pie a day for ever and ever and ever Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dumb_Commander Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 Dont push it, a pie forever, NO, everybody who wants a pie, will get a pie 60 centimeters x 60 centimeters, if you ate it, wait for tomorow. And Pie Cult followers dont even try to take over Tamriel, or you will be voted into my torture dungeon, the rest is like Vet said. Well the corporation is established, and my porfit is starting build up, I sent a spy to see what the corporations are doing, and.. *Looks at the papers in his hand* HOLY SH*T, I know who dumps the chemicals below the Tamrile bridge, Chem Tech, they've been dumping the chemicals for years into Tamriel territory. *DC calls some one on his phone* ~30 minutes later~ *Cleanup crews arrive* Okay guys, the ceanup crews will get those chemicals and stock pile the in front of my dungeon, when all the chemial are there we will think what to do with them, but now i have to go. *Teleports to his office* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Accounting Troll Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 If there are any Chelsea or Manchester United supporters lurking in the nest, please visit DC's dungeon where you will be given a free pill in whatever colours your team has been using since it last changed its shirt design about one hour ago. DC, I trust you will have fun experimenting on these guys. I think they deserve it for supporting whatever football team happens to be top instead of their local side Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Veteran Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 How about a pie 30cmx30cm every day That's a quarter the size Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dumb_Commander Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 How about 15cm x 15cm? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Veteran Posted June 15, 2006 Share Posted June 15, 2006 Damn that's tight, I could get more than that from a military mess How about 15x30? final offer... The pie cult will respond in kind if I am not appeased Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dumb_Commander Posted June 15, 2006 Share Posted June 15, 2006 How about 20 x 20, If your're good, the size i rised to 25 x 25, but if you're bad... the size will be 0,1 x 0,1, so.. dont be a bad boy. Yhats my offer, and I wont change it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Veteran Posted June 15, 2006 Share Posted June 15, 2006 Hmm... Well I don't like the thought of losing out on pie but I'm always a good boy so really I'll be getting more than I'd asked for! Deal! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kernel Posted June 15, 2006 Share Posted June 15, 2006 * Walks in carrying a massive 1 meter wide apple crumble ** Places apple crumble on table and pulls a large pot of cream from his pocket ** Pours the cream over the crumble * Ahh... home made apple cruble... * Picks up a spoon and stares at it * Hmm.... * Throws spoon over his sholder ** Picks up the apple crumble and eats it all in one go * * BUUURRPP * Ooo.. excuse me. * Suddenly realises that everyone is staring at him * What? That was my lunch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uriaheep Posted June 15, 2006 Share Posted June 15, 2006 So you don't share then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kernel Posted June 15, 2006 Share Posted June 15, 2006 Wait... you wanted some? * Puts hand down his throat and pulls out the entire Apple Crumble on it's plate and places it on the table * Your lucky gremlins don't start digesting their food straight away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Accounting Troll Posted June 15, 2006 Share Posted June 15, 2006 Erm, that's okay we'll let you keep it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uriaheep Posted June 15, 2006 Share Posted June 15, 2006 That's disgusting, how can I eat that - you didn't bring up any cream? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kernel Posted June 15, 2006 Share Posted June 15, 2006 Hmm.. now where did the rest of the cream go... * Looks around for Matri * Where there's cream, there's a kitten... and there's only one kitten I know of around here.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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