Bomb Bloke Posted June 7, 2006 Share Posted June 7, 2006 Eeek! My weakness has been revealed! *runs away* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kernel Posted June 7, 2006 Share Posted June 7, 2006 Actualy you would just light the fuse on the back of his head. "Light fuse and retire to a safe distance." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Accounting Troll Posted June 7, 2006 Share Posted June 7, 2006 Oh not again EVERYBODY DOWN!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Veteran Posted June 7, 2006 Share Posted June 7, 2006 Hmm... Fair enough, seems a little harsh though... I'll just be over here, behind the troll Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bomb Bloke Posted June 7, 2006 Share Posted June 7, 2006 What fuse? *explodes* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Veteran Posted June 7, 2006 Share Posted June 7, 2006 hmm... well that was entertaining, I guess... Come on guys let's sort the guy out. I've got two little red balls over here... Anyone see the other two anywhere? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tammy Posted June 7, 2006 Share Posted June 7, 2006 Well, all the king's horses and all the king's men may not be able to do it, but the Queen can! *puts BB back together again* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Accounting Troll Posted June 7, 2006 Share Posted June 7, 2006 Tammy, with those medical skills I'm conscripting you into the TFTD cooperative fanfic. I can do that as I control the commanding officer, and under the terms of the X-Com charter, she can conscript anyone she wants :wink: You might want to do a bit of training with your harpoon gun first, though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dumb_Commander Posted June 7, 2006 Share Posted June 7, 2006 *DC teleports in and goes to see his dungeon* Oh my god. Who left my dungeon without care, look at it, it's full of dust, my torture arsenal is rusted and there's rats and other criters running around, the dungeon is about to crumble. *DC takes out his cellphone and calls the nessesary help* Okay people, stay away from my dungeon for 2 kilometers, the smell will be so band that it can make you all barf and the noise of the workmen that will be repairing my dungeon will be deafning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bomb Bloke Posted June 8, 2006 Share Posted June 8, 2006 Woohoo! Good as new! Now if only Humpty had been so lucky. DC, dungeons are supposed to be dusty, rusty, and rat infested. That's why we call them dungeons. As opposed to, say, dentist surgeries. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Veteran Posted June 8, 2006 Share Posted June 8, 2006 ooh... Hang on BB... Now you seem to have three heads and no legs :o It looks like Tam's turned your little red balls into big white winking helmets Sorry DC I did tell them to keep an eye on the dungeon for you... Obviously they just don't listen to me, but then this is Tammy's domain, not mine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tammy Posted June 8, 2006 Share Posted June 8, 2006 If you understand that it's my domain, then don't doubt my repair skills! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kernel Posted June 8, 2006 Share Posted June 8, 2006 Who left this dungeon door open? With the sate of the cell doors down there anyone could escape. * Closes and locks the dungeon door with DC still in it. * Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dumb_Commander Posted June 8, 2006 Share Posted June 8, 2006 *Teleports out of the dungeon* I'am a litle bored to torture Krabjuice, I need new torture subject, and Kernel is perfect for the torture subject job. *Takes out his surgeon equipment* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Accounting Troll Posted June 8, 2006 Share Posted June 8, 2006 *Starts think about all the poor rats being evicted from the dungeon* Okay everybody, tuck your trouser legs into your socks. Rats really do get everywhere. DC, instead of torturing another endangered species into extinction, have you thought about opening up your dungeon as a tourist attraction? Children are pretty sadistic, so they would love that sort of thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dumb_Commander Posted June 8, 2006 Share Posted June 8, 2006 Tourist attraction, eh? Thank you AT now i have more than enough torture subjects. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Veteran Posted June 8, 2006 Share Posted June 8, 2006 How about ze Germans I hear there's lots of them about! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Accounting Troll Posted June 8, 2006 Share Posted June 8, 2006 I noticed that the BBC broadcast THAT episode of Fawlty Towers earlier this evening to get us into the right spirit of international harmony and letting bygones be bygones in preperation for the World Cup. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Veteran Posted June 8, 2006 Share Posted June 8, 2006 Really? That's coincidental, I sat down for a sani earlier and watched a Fawlty towers DVD while I ate wasn't that one mind, it was the O'Reiley lost doors episode... It wasn't on at 7 by any chance was it? That would be a real coincidence Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thorondor Posted June 10, 2006 Share Posted June 10, 2006 While we're on the subject: did you guys know AT has his own show ? I kid you not. :: p.s.: check out the cameos Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Accounting Troll Posted June 12, 2006 Share Posted June 12, 2006 You know what happens to people who make billygoat references. As I like you, I'll sharpen up the axe blade, so with a bit of luck I'll be able to chop your head off with one stroke I'm running out of spikes though, so you're going to have to share with a tourist who objected to paying me to cross the bridge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kernel Posted June 12, 2006 Share Posted June 12, 2006 * Starts to rummage through Imperial Guards Lost and Found box * Hmm... lets see... an odd sock... a motorway cone... a single shoe... an AK47... a wooden leg... a jar of pickled eggs... a pink shirt... a half chewed lollypop... a cricket bat... a flat car battery... ummm... no spikes... sorry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Veteran Posted June 12, 2006 Share Posted June 12, 2006 How about the wooden leg? That would probably work... You could mount it on top of the motorway cone to give it a little more height Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dumb_Commander Posted June 13, 2006 Share Posted June 13, 2006 AT can i have Thorondor's body when you chop his head of, i just want to test the fast body decay mix on his body, also the new improved blue pill. *The comercial starts with a Star Wars theme* Say hello to the new and improved torture piece, the blue pill. Not only it's big, it can make the pain rating higher by making spikes go out of it while in the anus. *The narrator shoves a blue pill into the tester's anus* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH. ~ Now for the next phase. (Says the narrator. BTW, the ~ symbol means character switch.) *The tester's ass explodes in a gory explosion. When everything clears up a tester without his ass is seen, while on the floor lies the spiky blue pill.* (The narrator smiles, while wiping the blod from his face) The new and improved blue pill, buy it at DC's Dungeon for 150$ *The comerrcial ends* Oh and dont worry, Thorondors body will be alive with the help of my lightning rod. AT take this. *DC hands AT a spike made of titanium* --- *A guy in a black suit and with black shades aproches DC* Uh sir, Your Sectoid/Aquatoid hybrid has escaped and killed... 40 guards. *DC turns his head and looks into the guys eyes and says with a demonic tone.* Find him and get him back to his cell.... or I'am forced to test my blue pills on you and you colleagues. *The guy gulps and then runs of leaving burning marks of his shoes on the floor, while DC heads for his dungeon, muttering* Damn CIA mercenaries, I gotta test those blue pills on them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kernel Posted June 13, 2006 Share Posted June 13, 2006 The blue pill?? oh come on... this is 2006 not 1999. Get with the times man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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