uriaheep Posted May 18, 2006 Share Posted May 18, 2006 Eh-em, there's a demarcation problem here, it's the church's job to do the torturing!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dumb_Commander Posted May 18, 2006 Share Posted May 18, 2006 And we have a new torture subject, his name is Uriaheep, care to join the torture? :devil: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bomb Bloke Posted May 18, 2006 Share Posted May 18, 2006 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krabjuice Posted May 18, 2006 Share Posted May 18, 2006 Dude, I keep loosing various.. selves. On a completely unrelated note, I just had sugery. I now lack the apprioriate receptors for pain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dumb_Commander Posted May 18, 2006 Share Posted May 18, 2006 GRRR, okay calm down DC. *DC takes his celphone and calls someone* ~30 Minutes later~*Mick Jagger stops near DC's dungeon* Hey DC, whats up, what favor do you need.(Mick Jagger)Spleep with this guy and all his clones that you find, here's your money.(DC) *DC hands over 15000$ to Mick* Now, go, get busy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Accounting Troll Posted May 18, 2006 Share Posted May 18, 2006 It would be cheaper to force Krabjuice to watch reality television 24 hours per day instead Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dumb_Commander Posted May 18, 2006 Share Posted May 18, 2006 That to. *DC grabs all Krabjuice's and ties them with admatium ropes and puts the infront of the TV* Hey AT, waht reality show should they watch? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uriaheep Posted May 18, 2006 Share Posted May 18, 2006 'Celebrity Hanging' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kernel Posted May 18, 2006 Share Posted May 18, 2006 Hey DC... I did some experiments with your Ms. Hellfire hangover cure. Turns out it's only a hangover cure for us Gremlins... for everyone else it's pretty harmless... except for krabs... where it causes extreme pain. I was also able to turn it into a gas and keep it's potency. Should make for easy distribution through air conditioning systems so it can cure all Gremlins with hangovers everywhere. Since it doesn't effect anyone else no-one else should notice it. * watches several krabs run past screaming and holding their heads. * Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Accounting Troll Posted May 18, 2006 Share Posted May 18, 2006 It does seem to have an intoxicating effect on trolls. *Falls over in a drunken stupor, unwittingly crushing one of Krabjuice's clones* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krabjuice Posted May 19, 2006 Share Posted May 19, 2006 Why am I always the one to suffer? All I wanted to do was burn your towns, rape your wives, and pillage your queen's underwear drawers. I don't deserve this! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bomb Bloke Posted May 19, 2006 Share Posted May 19, 2006 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tammy Posted May 19, 2006 Share Posted May 19, 2006 Hi everybody! Sorry I've been so scarce lately. You guys know how busy I am, but things should settle down soon. I'm looking forward to some much-needed gaming and fanfic writing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dumb_Commander Posted May 19, 2006 Share Posted May 19, 2006 Oh, I remmbered something, i have two STC remotes, so here Queen Tammy. *DC hands the second STC Remote* This is a simple time manipulation remote, in other words, Space Time Continium Remote. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uriaheep Posted May 19, 2006 Share Posted May 19, 2006 https://www.secretgarden.plus.com/holyman.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thorondor Posted May 19, 2006 Share Posted May 19, 2006 *Falls over in a drunken stupor, unwittingly crushing one of Krabjuice's clones* *sighs* Great, AT... Here we go for another "Return of the Crab Monstrosities" rerun. :: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matri Posted May 19, 2006 Share Posted May 19, 2006 *meows & waves from the pocket* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Accounting Troll Posted May 19, 2006 Share Posted May 19, 2006 Thorondor, this time Krabjuice is dependant upon his secret cloning device to raise his armies as he killed off the rest of his species as a tax avoidance thing. All we have to do is to record Krabjuice sightings on a map. Logically the area with the greatest number of sightings will be the place where he keeps his cloning device, or possibly where most of the citizens of Tamriel live. Either way, the Imperial Guard can then destroy that region with nuclear weapons Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uriaheep Posted May 19, 2006 Share Posted May 19, 2006 Don't let GWB know we have any of those!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Veteran Posted May 19, 2006 Share Posted May 19, 2006 Oh good grief... Honestly guys! I step out for five minutes! months, whatever... and everyone goes silly... It's silly! Just silly... Now stop talking about crabs, clones and silly time remote thingies and worship your queen as you damn well should be! And while you're all grovelling can someone make me a pie? I'm hungry... Oh yeah ,love you Tam, come back and see me soon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tammy Posted May 19, 2006 Share Posted May 19, 2006 Love you, too, but you might use caution asking for pies around here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uriaheep Posted May 19, 2006 Share Posted May 19, 2006 https://www.secretgarden.plus.com/holyman.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ego Terrorist Posted May 20, 2006 Author Share Posted May 20, 2006 Hey Vet mate! Nice to see you back! mmm...pie... Love you Tammy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bomb Bloke Posted May 20, 2006 Share Posted May 20, 2006 And while you're all grovelling can someone make me a pie? I'm hungry... mmm...pie... It appears we've found some remaining members of the pie cult. ... GET THEM! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uriaheep Posted May 20, 2006 Share Posted May 20, 2006 I'll prepare the theatre. https://www.secretgarden.plus.com/surgeon.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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