Krabjuice Posted March 17, 2006 Share Posted March 17, 2006 -_- It was a cloaking device, I didn't go anywhere. Bastard. That hurts, you know? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matri Posted March 17, 2006 Share Posted March 17, 2006 *burps from the pocket* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Accounting Troll Posted March 18, 2006 Share Posted March 18, 2006 I'm surprised you don't have indigestion I don't like to worry anybody, but we used up the last of our elerium in the Krab fryup. If Krabjuice's minions regroup and launch another attack, it will be our turn to be on the menu. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dumb_Commander Posted March 18, 2006 Share Posted March 18, 2006 There is a Solmine delivery enroute to Tamriel , the delivery will be in Tamriel in three days, the delivery is six tons of pure Elerium-115.The delivery is protected by my old budies from A.I.M. (Jagged Alliance), and by the way, if Krabjuise's krabs attack they will feel the burning sight of Queen Tammy, the queen doesnt need matches to light a fire. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uriaheep Posted March 18, 2006 Share Posted March 18, 2006 I'm surprised you don't have indigestion I don't like to worry anybody, but we used up the last of our elerium in the Krab fryup. If Krabjuice's minions regroup and launch another attack, it will be our turn to be on the menu. I better find some garlic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krabjuice Posted March 18, 2006 Share Posted March 18, 2006 Eh, well, there won't be any fricking regroup. You guys nearly exterminated my fricken species. Aren't there laws against genocide? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dumb_Commander Posted March 18, 2006 Share Posted March 18, 2006 I better find some garlic. Get barbeque sauce, ketchup and krab cooking video. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tammy Posted March 18, 2006 Share Posted March 18, 2006 Eh, well, there won't be any fricking regroup. You guys nearly exterminated my fricken species. Aren't there laws against genocide? After a takeover attempt? Be thankful I don't order your immediate execution in a pot of boiling water. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krabjuice Posted March 18, 2006 Share Posted March 18, 2006 Hey, I wasn't going to kill you or anything. Just.. impose absolute control on your lives. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kernel Posted March 19, 2006 Share Posted March 19, 2006 Hey, I wasn't going to kill you or anything. Just.. impose absolute control on your lives. Sounds like something Bush said to the Iraqi's just before sending a couple of thousand missiles and bombs their way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Accounting Troll Posted March 19, 2006 Share Posted March 19, 2006 But on the other hand, Queen Tammy is the absolute ruler of Tamriel. It all depends on whether the supreme ruler is someone as benevolent as Tammy, as interestingly insane as the ruler of Turkmenistan or a turnip like Dubya. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uriaheep Posted March 20, 2006 Share Posted March 20, 2006 Steady AT - the next thing you know the Turnips will be on the march, saying nasty things like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Accounting Troll Posted March 20, 2006 Share Posted March 20, 2006 There isn't much chance of that. He only invades countries he can actually find on a map Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matri Posted March 20, 2006 Share Posted March 20, 2006 He owns a map? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uriaheep Posted March 20, 2006 Share Posted March 20, 2006 He can read it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Accounting Troll Posted March 20, 2006 Share Posted March 20, 2006 Well, perhaps 'read' was too strong a word He throws darts at it to see what country gets bombed next. We have a new mission for the Imperial Guard: infiltrate the White House and remove all documents that contain a reference to Tamriel. Leave plenty of pretzels lying around - if Britain and America can launch preemptive strikes on soverign nations on the offchance they represent a threat, so can Tamriel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krabjuice Posted March 20, 2006 Share Posted March 20, 2006 Just so you know, I just mailed a map of Tamriel to the turnip. Notably, I drew a large red circle around AT's bridge. Also, because I'm so cunning, I took the time to physically point him towards each of your establishments in Tamriel. Have a nice day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Accounting Troll Posted March 20, 2006 Share Posted March 20, 2006 During the Kosovo War, the Americans accidentally bombed the Chinese embassy in Belgrade. It was strongly suspected that Serbian military intelligence tricked the Americans into thinking that the embassy was a valid Serbian military target. Krabjuice, did you check the coordinates on the map you just sent to Bush? I suspect you didn't as he has just authorised an air strike on the Pentagon... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krabjuice Posted March 20, 2006 Share Posted March 20, 2006 I'm very sure, I was up all night calculating and measuring. But, what do you expect? Its Bush. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uriaheep Posted March 21, 2006 Share Posted March 21, 2006 You mean there's a map of Tamriel? Does it show the cinema? I've been trying to find it for years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kernel Posted March 21, 2006 Share Posted March 21, 2006 * Walks out of the cinema and replaces the cinema sign with one that says "TAMRIEL, AREA 52". * The only real map of Tamriel is located in the Cinema, all the others are very good fakes. In fact even the cinema's a fake... it doesn't exist... Move along people... nothing to see here. * Quickly put's up more signs that say "Military Installation, Keep Out" and "This military installation does not exist.". * Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uriaheep Posted March 22, 2006 Share Posted March 22, 2006 Mmm, *scratches head* I always thought that was the 'Dog and Insensible' pub. So what the hell have I been drinking all these years? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Accounting Troll Posted March 22, 2006 Share Posted March 22, 2006 Has anyone seen my flask of smallpox? I'm sure I left it here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kernel Posted March 22, 2006 Share Posted March 22, 2006 Has anyone seen my flask of smallpox? I'm sure I left it here I think I've locked it away in uhhh..... the place that doesn't exist. ... hmm, no actualy that might just have been a weather balloon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Accounting Troll Posted March 22, 2006 Share Posted March 22, 2006 You know that some people think that Area-51 is just public misibnformation and the US government conducts its research elsewhere. Have we started doing the same thing as well? A lot of really weird stuff has been dumped under my bridge lately. And I'm worried because I've started glowing in the dark. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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