Bomb Bloke Posted March 15, 2006 Share Posted March 15, 2006 Oh, don't worry about the plaster. It all eventually sort of melts into the floor. Spilling alcohol on it seems to help, so after a few drunken parties you'd never know it was there. Until it rains, I guess, but we can always strap someone over the hole if need be. AT simply pointed out that bizarre punishments happen all the time around here. I mean, if you look back at how many times I've been blasted or microwaved, just because, say, Matri got bored... (He'll drive me into a kitty hunting frenzy one day, as it stands I just distract him with twine whenever I catch him looking at me. ) Pete has absolute power, and he gets away with it. Though I think the chocolate statue we made of him got eaten. And of course Tammy gets away with anything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kernel Posted March 15, 2006 Share Posted March 15, 2006 Maybe we should start calling you Mr Indistructable as none of the tourture we subject you to has had any effect... apart from that twitch you seem to have developed... and the crazed mumbling you make while your sleeping... and the odd manic laugh you make every now and then.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dumb_Commander Posted March 15, 2006 Share Posted March 15, 2006 *DC walks in, covered in tire tracks, gunshot wounds and snow*Hey am back what did i miss? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uriaheep Posted March 15, 2006 Share Posted March 15, 2006 *YAWNS* Not much, BB fixed the leaking roof though - he demolished it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matri Posted March 15, 2006 Share Posted March 15, 2006 Same way he fixes everything else. Just keep him away from my litterbox. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dumb_Commander Posted March 15, 2006 Share Posted March 15, 2006 Matri, get yourself and literbox made of alien aloys, it will be harder to BB destroy it. *DC grabs heaps of alien aloys and starts to build himself a personal armor* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Accounting Troll Posted March 15, 2006 Share Posted March 15, 2006 You do know that alien alloys rust don't you? That's why their invasion failed - it rained and the entire alien fleet rusted up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uriaheep Posted March 16, 2006 Share Posted March 16, 2006 I guess cat pee will have quite an effect on it then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dumb_Commander Posted March 16, 2006 Share Posted March 16, 2006 ARRGGGHHH, I resign from my Armored Batallion Commander position.Well, back to Siberia Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krabjuice Posted March 16, 2006 Share Posted March 16, 2006 Huzzah! Their forces are in disarray, now is the time to attack! --You there, get the troops moving..-- The time for victory is at hand! Go, go my horde of Krabs, go! Spare no one!*Thunder of clicking sounds* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dumb_Commander Posted March 16, 2006 Share Posted March 16, 2006 Hey, am resigend, but that doesnt means that the troops are in disaray, on countrary they are even better, i've theached them some tricks. *All troops take out plasma pistols, laser rifles, M4000 machineguns, mini launchers and lots of other weapons, IN and HE grenades, some anihilators fly in, fully armed with a very destructive arsenal, and start attacking the Krab hoard* Well, i've wasted alot of my credits to buy alot of equipment from Marsec, Megapol, X-Com. Money Wasted: 7340140873$Money left on DC's acount: 537061$ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Accounting Troll Posted March 16, 2006 Share Posted March 16, 2006 Try charging it to the account of the Cult of Sirius. Their bookkeeping is in even more disarray than the Krab armies after the Imperial Guard and border police put up such a highly aggressive defence of Tamriel. Krab sandwich anyone? However, we must remain alert. Krabjuice chose to bravely lead his forces from the rear, so he is still at large Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uriaheep Posted March 16, 2006 Share Posted March 16, 2006 I better rouse out the 2nd Battalion of the Incompetent Surgeons and the 112th Morticians of Foot just in case. Something smells fishy and it's not the contents of BB's Apple Crumble. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kernel Posted March 16, 2006 Share Posted March 16, 2006 Mmmm... Plasma fried krab meat tastes good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matri Posted March 16, 2006 Share Posted March 16, 2006 Dibs on a klaw! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dumb_Commander Posted March 16, 2006 Share Posted March 16, 2006 Try charging it to the account of the Cult of Sirius. Their bookkeeping is in even more disarray than the Krab armies after the Imperial Guard and border police put up such a highly aggressive defence of Tamriel. Ok, but what about my leftover money, it will be gone in a month. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krabjuice Posted March 16, 2006 Share Posted March 16, 2006 Eh, uh, can I have my wounded back? I'm sure eating them is against some sort of hardly known convention.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kernel Posted March 16, 2006 Share Posted March 16, 2006 If we find any that are still moving we'll let you know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krabjuice Posted March 17, 2006 Share Posted March 17, 2006 Thanks, I appreciate it. I mean, its hard to get any sort of courtesy around here anymo...Wait, are there any wounded.. left? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dumb_Commander Posted March 17, 2006 Share Posted March 17, 2006 Maybe not, because Matri is a very hungry cat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uriaheep Posted March 17, 2006 Share Posted March 17, 2006 Hey, AT, if you hold this shell up to your ear you can hear the sea, or is it Madonnas' new album? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Accounting Troll Posted March 17, 2006 Share Posted March 17, 2006 I'm afraid that was one of the surviving Krab minions. Never mind, I'm sure your ear will grow right back Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uriaheep Posted March 17, 2006 Share Posted March 17, 2006 Damn Krabs - where's Matri? Here kitty kitty - dinner time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krabjuice Posted March 17, 2006 Share Posted March 17, 2006 *Swipes the injured krab from uriaheep's arms* You, sir, disgust me. *Dissappears* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Accounting Troll Posted March 17, 2006 Share Posted March 17, 2006 *Waits for Krabjuice to escape with his last minion before detonating the bombbloke attached to the carapace of the injured Krab* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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