Accounting Troll Posted February 16, 2006 Share Posted February 16, 2006 I think the fact that the tanks we sold the enemy are made out of cardboard will help as well Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bomb Bloke Posted February 17, 2006 Share Posted February 17, 2006 What, you mean we were supposed to sell them the cardboard ones? I thought you were kidding when you said that! I didn't think they'd appreciate the joke, so... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Accounting Troll Posted February 19, 2006 Share Posted February 19, 2006 I wish you'd said that before I made an unkind remark to the enemy general about his mother. Now only sloppy manufacturing can save me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thorondor Posted February 20, 2006 Share Posted February 20, 2006 *distractedly 'overhears' the conversation from one of the royal palace's many secret passages* Fortunately for you two I've arranged to retrofit those units for 'flower power' warfare prior to factory delivery. :: Should be a pretty site when they attack... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bomb Bloke Posted February 20, 2006 Share Posted February 20, 2006 Stoner gas instead of tear gas? Hrm... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matri Posted February 20, 2006 Share Posted February 20, 2006 ... You mean those units? *points to flower-painted tanks in depot* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uriaheep Posted February 20, 2006 Share Posted February 20, 2006 I guess when they said they wanted tanks they didn't mean fish tanks. They're full of water. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kernel Posted February 20, 2006 Share Posted February 20, 2006 mmmm.... fish....* runs to the fish & chip shop * Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Accounting Troll Posted February 20, 2006 Share Posted February 20, 2006 My Queen, I've heard about the church burnings in Alabama. Stay in Tamriel where the Imperial Guard can protect your person from the jerks behind it. I'm personally authorising new security measures at the Troll Bridge. As well as paying me the customary bribe, anybody who wants to enter Tamriel has to submit to a body search. If anybody tries to smuggle in any matches, I will personally insert the lighted matches under their fingernails. Then I get REALLY nasty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tammy Posted February 20, 2006 Share Posted February 20, 2006 That is really horrible....I guess I've been a bit out of touch with the news. Glad you're keeping watch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Accounting Troll Posted February 21, 2006 Share Posted February 21, 2006 As the border police, it is my duty to be ever watchful against those who are jealous of the utopia of Tamriel. Unless they bribe me with a bottle of single malt scotch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dumb_Commander Posted February 22, 2006 Share Posted February 22, 2006 As the border police, it is my duty to be ever watchful against those who are jealous of the utopia of Tamriel. Unless they bribe me with a bottle of single malt scotch You should be ashamed of yourself, Troll, what if the emenies will bribe you with malt scotch, or a Chrysalid will bribe you. DO you want to turn the nice utopia of Tamriel into a raided country, or a country filled with zombies and Chrysalids. And by the way, in the wine cellar of the castle there is a whole section of malt scotch. --Armored Batallion Commander- DC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Accounting Troll Posted February 22, 2006 Share Posted February 22, 2006 Zombie isn't so bad when you get to know him A whole section of scotch? Do they have any Speyside and Islay single malts? If so, just plug me into a dripfeed! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uriaheep Posted February 22, 2006 Share Posted February 22, 2006 Zombie isn't so bad when you get to know him A whole section of scotch? Do they have any Speyside and Islay single malts? If so, just plug me into a dripfeed! As surgeon general I ought to suggest that you take your medicine with a little water. With all these people coming and going we ought to have a census to find out the population and what everyone does in Tamriel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dumb_Commander Posted February 22, 2006 Share Posted February 22, 2006 Zombie isn't so bad when you get to know him A whole section of scotch? Do they have any Speyside and Islay single malts? If so, just plug me into a dripfeed! Yes, but they're locked, the key holder is Queen Tammy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Accounting Troll Posted February 24, 2006 Share Posted February 24, 2006 Is it time to make peaches the official state fruit of Tamriel? Everybody else seems to be doing it link. I don't want to upset the Georgia Peach Council, as Tamriel has enough enemies as it is, but despite what they think, Georgia does not have an international reputation as the "Peach State". Even if it did, I wouldn't be inspired to go there because I don't like peaches anyway What other official symbols should we have for the glorious nation of Tamriel? Do we have a flag yet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dumb_Commander Posted February 24, 2006 Share Posted February 24, 2006 I can draw a flag, but am a bad drawer, so someone else will make my drawing better if they like it.Just wait Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dumb_Commander Posted February 24, 2006 Share Posted February 24, 2006 Damnit, i remmembered that there is no posible way to send the picture, from my hard drive,the flag is ready. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matri Posted February 24, 2006 Share Posted February 24, 2006 Just send it down the river in a bottle. That's our postal service. ... Well, it is since Accounting Troll ate the postmen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kernel Posted February 24, 2006 Share Posted February 24, 2006 Is it time to make peaches the official state fruit of Tamriel? Everybody else seems to be doing it link. ROFL "If you've ever tasted Alabama peaches, you'd throw rocks at Georgia," Alabama Democrat James Martin said. Damnit, i remmembered that there is no posible way to send the picture, from my hard drive,the flag is ready. Hmm... that reminds me... I really should get my webserver up and running again so people can use it. Maybe I'll do that tomorrow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tammy Posted March 2, 2006 Share Posted March 2, 2006 Everybody sure is quiet. Just thought I'd say hi! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kernel Posted March 3, 2006 Share Posted March 3, 2006 Everybody sure is quiet. Just thought I'd say hi! * Pulls the headphones of his MP3 player out of his ears *What?* Turns around * Oh, where did everyone go? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uriaheep Posted March 3, 2006 Share Posted March 3, 2006 *Yawns, rubs eyes* Hey, what? Isn't it time for hibernation? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krabjuice Posted March 8, 2006 Share Posted March 8, 2006 Yes, yes it is. I just need to get around to it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uriaheep Posted March 8, 2006 Share Posted March 8, 2006 Most gracious majesty, your servant has a suggestion to liven up Tamriel. We don't we hold our own games. Sort of like the Olympic games but with a more Tamriel feel to it. We could have Throwing the Tax collector for we have an excellent contender in Accounting Troll for I have seen him do this many times. Then there is the 400m Hitting People With A Big Stick, as I am sure BB would enter. For my own part Liver Juggling is my choice of venue. Any one else any ideas? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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