Slaughter Posted February 12, 2006 Share Posted February 12, 2006 Now we have both a Princess and a Queen? Welcome to the boards Princess! *bows to the Queen* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tammy Posted February 12, 2006 Share Posted February 12, 2006 Actually, the princess is my little girl. She won't be around much, but she wanted to get in on the We love Tammy stuff since she loves me too! As for the Imperial Guard, they may be borrowed for tax collection as long as the Queen is left unguarded. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uriaheep Posted February 12, 2006 Share Posted February 12, 2006 As for the Imperial Guard, they may be borrowed for tax collection as long as the Queen is left unguarded. Your protection is assured Majesty from https://www.secretgarden.plus.com/surg.gif the Surgeon General - more instruments than the battilion band. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tammy Posted February 12, 2006 Share Posted February 12, 2006 Well, I'm glad somebody's on the job because apparently, I can't word things very well today. I think I just insisted that I be left unguarded. That doesn't bode well for the paper I must finish writing today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bomb Bloke Posted February 12, 2006 Share Posted February 12, 2006 Don't worry, I'm sure you're just saving your brilliance for that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Princess Posted February 13, 2006 Share Posted February 13, 2006 Well, I'm glad somebody's on the job because apparently, I can't word things very well today. I think I just insisted that I be left unguarded. That doesn't bode well for the paper I must finish writing today. You know very well that you always do great on your papers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matri Posted February 13, 2006 Share Posted February 13, 2006 Oooh, another cat! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Accounting Troll Posted February 13, 2006 Share Posted February 13, 2006 Trouble is that the treasury cannot fund building an extension wing to the Imperial Palace unless we use wattle and daub, which would look daft when we've been using Greek marble until now. We cannot raise taxes any more or the people will be unable to buy flowers for the Queen tommorow to celebrate Valentines Day. The only solution is for the Imperial Guard to rob a few banks. Where does America keep its gold reserves these days? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kernel Posted February 13, 2006 Share Posted February 13, 2006 Orrr... we could get the royal mint to make some more coins... wait..... yeah that'll work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dumb_Commander Posted February 13, 2006 Share Posted February 13, 2006 I have a map that shows an area that contains a medium sectoid warehouse, the warehouse may contain Elerium- 115, there are posibly 2 tons or more of pure Elerium- 115, i dont know the market value of Elerium right now, but i think it would be enough to fund the extension wing for the Imperial Palace, or even more. Also in that area there is an abandoned gold mine at Snow Snake, on my data there is a deep tunnel that leads to a cave that holds 8 tons of gold, unfortunately the tunnel is collapsed. *Waves sign* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Accounting Troll Posted February 13, 2006 Share Posted February 13, 2006 All the elerium and gold taken from the raid will have to fall under the direct control of the Queen in order to avoid inflation. I'm old enough to remember the hyperinflation in Europe after the Spanish conquered the Aztecs and Incas and took home all that gold and silver, and I don't want all the money I've siphoned off to become worthless I've still got the plans I drew up for the Emperor Nero when he wanted a palace fit for the divine ruler of the Roman Empire, so we save on architects fees! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dumb_Commander Posted February 14, 2006 Share Posted February 14, 2006 Elerium- 115 is very rare in Africa, so Africa would pay double price, besides you or the Queen Tammy doesn't need to sell all the Elerium or the gold. Ask X-COM for the Plasma Defence, Mind Shield and Gravity Shield schematics, the defence of Tamriel and Queen Tammy is my frist priority for now.--Armored Batallion Commander, DC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uriaheep Posted February 14, 2006 Share Posted February 14, 2006 I've still got the plans I drew up for the Emperor Nero when he wanted a palace fit for the divine ruler of the Roman Empire, so we save on architects fees!I think I remember you - were you the big chap with the green skin? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bomb Bloke Posted February 14, 2006 Share Posted February 14, 2006 No, that was the one who burnt the japanese. Possibly a little bigger then AT. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kernel Posted February 14, 2006 Share Posted February 14, 2006 *Checks Imperial Guards stock of Elerium-115* Hmm... I think were going to need some of that elerium so we can create some ammo clips for our Plasma Canons. Right now some of the guards are having to make do with bows and arrows and I'm having to make do with this sword. If we had some Elerium we could also make some power cells for our Power Suits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dumb_Commander Posted February 14, 2006 Share Posted February 14, 2006 Queen Tammy the Elerium is very needed, because the enemy would attack sooner or later, Imperial Guard needs your premission for the raid. Some of your enemies are allready mobilising for the attack on Tamriel, some of the enemies have enough firepower to blast a holes in the palace walls Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Accounting Troll Posted February 14, 2006 Share Posted February 14, 2006 We must mobilise our forces for war and go over to a wartime economy. Unfortunatly, a lot of commodities, including hugs, are going to have to be rationed for the duration. The good news is that a land invasion is impossible because the only way in is across my bridge, and I get somewhat intense if an invading army tries to get across without paying the toll, which is only waived for loyal citizens of Tamriel They've had to borrow the money to fund the expedition from one of the banks I secretly control. If I call in the loan, they'll have to sell all their weapons on ebay if they don't want a visit from the bailiffs. THEN we attack! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazy Photon Posted February 14, 2006 Share Posted February 14, 2006 *sneaks into royal room and places Happy Valentine's card for the Queen* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Accounting Troll Posted February 14, 2006 Share Posted February 14, 2006 Thanks for reminding me. Happy Hallmark Day your majesty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dumb_Commander Posted February 15, 2006 Share Posted February 15, 2006 We must mobilise our forces for war and go over to a wartime economy. Unfortunatly, a lot of commodities, including hugs, are going to have to be rationed for the duration. The good news is that a land invasion is impossible because the only way in is across my bridge, and I get somewhat intense if an invading army tries to get across without paying the toll, which is only waived for loyal citizens of Tamriel They've had to borrow the money to fund the expedition from one of the banks I secretly control. If I call in the loan, they'll have to sell all their weapons on ebay if they don't want a visit from the bailiffs. THEN we attack! They dont need to pay the toll, they will just kill you.You cant control all banks, maybe Tamriels, but enemys, banks, maybe 1 or 2 If they dont invade your bridge, they can come with ships, and bombard the Tamriel coast, while loading of troops, and i did mention that some enemies have and Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uriaheep Posted February 15, 2006 Share Posted February 15, 2006 They dont need to pay the toll, they will just kill you.You cant control all banks, maybe Tamriels, but enemys, banks, maybe 1 or 2 If they dont invade your bridge, they can come with ships, and bombard the Tamriel coast, while loading of troops, and i did mention that some enemies have and Don't worry AT. they may have hardwear but they ain't got rhythm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Accounting Troll Posted February 15, 2006 Share Posted February 15, 2006 They don't have a really big axe either And they are about to learn that it is not a good idea to invade Tamriel using military hardware brought from the State of Tamriel Arms Corporation (CEO: Tammy). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dumb_Commander Posted February 15, 2006 Share Posted February 15, 2006 then hope that Queen Tammy has a weapon lockdown switch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bomb Bloke Posted February 16, 2006 Share Posted February 16, 2006 Yes, she does: It's us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tammy Posted February 16, 2006 Share Posted February 16, 2006 The best there is! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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