Kernel Posted January 22, 2006 Share Posted January 22, 2006 Some people are soooo picky about a spot of embezzlement Sound's like just the kind of people we need to replace the heads on pikes on the bridge.Now... do you want to ask them or shall I? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bomb Bloke Posted January 22, 2006 Share Posted January 22, 2006 What if they say no? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uriaheep Posted January 22, 2006 Share Posted January 22, 2006 What if they say no? Enter the Surgeon General! https://www.secretgarden.plus.com/surg.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Veteran Posted January 23, 2006 Share Posted January 23, 2006 Hey! I now have a girlfriend named Tammy She won't dye her hair but I'm one step closer at least! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Accounting Troll Posted January 23, 2006 Share Posted January 23, 2006 I don't think it counts if you quietly bribed a few people to change her name on the birth register When do you plan on telling her that her name isn't Stacey anymore? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tammy Posted January 26, 2006 Share Posted January 26, 2006 Hey! I now have a girlfriend named Tammy She won't dye her hair but I'm one step closer at least! Awww....how sweet! *hugs* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Veteran Posted January 26, 2006 Share Posted January 26, 2006 Hey it is her real name And I didn't even have to pay her... So there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Accounting Troll Posted January 26, 2006 Share Posted January 26, 2006 I bet she objects when you suggest cosmetic surgery to make her look more like the true Tammy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uriaheep Posted January 26, 2006 Share Posted January 26, 2006 I bet she objects when you suggest cosmetic surgery to make her look more like the true Tammy A'hem, is that heresy or somethin'? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Veteran Posted January 26, 2006 Share Posted January 26, 2006 Well much as I love Tammy, I love Tammy too, and I'm happy as long as Tammy is always there and so is Tammy but as long as I've got Tammy and Tammy, I'm just happy with that... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thorondor Posted January 27, 2006 Share Posted January 27, 2006 @The Veteran: Hasn't anyone ever told you that you can't have cake and eat it too? Poor misguided soul. :: Besides you'd never even come close to the 'Genuine Article' *prostrates self in abject adoration* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bomb Bloke Posted January 30, 2006 Share Posted January 30, 2006 Thorondor may be too much competition if this goes on. *kicks Thorondor into a closet and moves a sofa in front of it* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tammy Posted January 31, 2006 Share Posted January 31, 2006 Like I'd forget you, BB! Don't be silly! *hugs* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matri Posted January 31, 2006 Share Posted January 31, 2006 *meows and waves from the pocket* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bomb Bloke Posted February 10, 2006 Share Posted February 10, 2006 Bump! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Accounting Troll Posted February 10, 2006 Share Posted February 10, 2006 I would wave my sign, but I didn't get a birthday hug from the Queen I was standing there on the bridge all last night waiting. Trouble is there was a heavy frost and they had to chip me out of a block of ice in the morning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tammy Posted February 10, 2006 Share Posted February 10, 2006 I would wave my sign, but I didn't get a birthday hug from the Queen I was standing there on the bridge all last night waiting. Trouble is there was a heavy frost and they had to chip me out of a block of ice in the morning. awww.......hugs and hot chocolate! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dumb_Commander Posted February 11, 2006 Share Posted February 11, 2006 *DC walks in the Throne Room*Queen Tammy i offer my services to you, as armored battalion commander. and for starters i will give you my finest horse, her name is Bavieca Isn she a beautifull horse.So then are you acceptin my application as the commander of the armored battalion. Edit by BB: Link to big images, please, don't post them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matri Posted February 11, 2006 Share Posted February 11, 2006 *waves his sign from the pocket* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Accounting Troll Posted February 11, 2006 Share Posted February 11, 2006 awww.......hugs and hot chocolate! It was well worth losing a couple of toes to frostbite for that warming hug Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tammy Posted February 12, 2006 Share Posted February 12, 2006 *DC walks in the Throne Room*Queen Tammy i offer my services to you, as armored battalion commander. and for starters i will give you my finest horse, her name is Bavieca Isn she a beautifull horse.So then are you acceptin my application as the commander of the armored battalion. Edit by BB: Link to big images, please, don't post them. Absolutely beautiful!!! I'm sure that you would be a wonderful addition to the battalion. I feel ever so safe! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Princess Posted February 12, 2006 Share Posted February 12, 2006 *bows to Queen Tammy* Hi Queen Tammy!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Princess Posted February 12, 2006 Share Posted February 12, 2006 I may be new but I know Queen Tammy very well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kernel Posted February 12, 2006 Share Posted February 12, 2006 So then are you acceptin my application as the commander of the armored battalion.Absolutely beautiful!!! I'm sure that you would be a wonderful addition to the battalion. I feel ever so safe! * Turns to DC *Welcome to the armed forces of Tamriel, Her Majesties Imperial Guard salutes you. * Waves sign * Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Accounting Troll Posted February 12, 2006 Share Posted February 12, 2006 Any chance of me borowing the Imperial Guard to help with the tax collecting? There's been a lot of complaining since I increased the rate of income tax above 100% Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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