Thorondor Posted January 9, 2006 Share Posted January 9, 2006 "(Mwhaahhaha! I have new avatar!)" So we see... Maybe all that avatar-related wobbling accounts for the recurrent sacrilege in "Leader of the 'We love Tammy' Club", then ? Club ? Club ?!! Heathen trash talk - how dare you deride the sacred "We Love Tammy" Cult, thus !? :: I should probably sic the mighty Imperial guard on you. :( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ego Terrorist Posted January 9, 2006 Author Share Posted January 9, 2006 lol! bah! The "We love Tammy club" has been around for many years in an unoffical form. I thus bah at your threats (I'd say we had the making of a civil war in the WLT thread, but I think this counts more as a disagreement... lol) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kernel Posted January 9, 2006 Share Posted January 9, 2006 I should probably sic the mighty Imperial guard on you. * "I'm sorry, the Imperial Guard is unable to take your calls at the moment." ** "Please leave requests for torture and any warnings of impending invasions after the tone." ** "BEEEEP" * Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Accounting Troll Posted January 9, 2006 Share Posted January 9, 2006 Gentlemen, you do know what the financial benefits are of being a virtual nation, don't you? As tax havens go, it's even better than being an offshore island like Grand Cayman. When the word gets round, lots of multinational oil corporations will offer us a truckload of cash so they can be officially based in Tamriel, thus avoiding certain inconvenient tax laws Hopefully coming up with that scheme will net me an extra special Tammy hug on my birthday next month Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kernel Posted January 9, 2006 Share Posted January 9, 2006 Gentlemen, you do know what the financial benefits are of being a virtual nation, don't you? As tax havens go, it's even better than being an offshore island like Grand Cayman. When the word gets round, lots of multinational oil corporations will offer us a truckload of cash so they can be officially based in Tamriel, thus avoiding certain inconvenient tax laws Hopefully coming up with that scheme will net me an extra special Tammy hug on my birthday next month Actualy that's probably already happening and will start to happen more in the future. Especialy when we start to see more games and on-line worlds that allow the exchanging of real money for virtual money like you can do in various online games. In Second Life you can already exchange your real money for virtual money and back again. There are several people who have setup a virtual business in the on-line world and that's now their sole source of income. I have a documentary video of someone who own's a virtual business in Second Life designing and making virtual designer clothes. She was making a huge amount of money too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Accounting Troll Posted January 9, 2006 Share Posted January 9, 2006 Real money is no different to virtual money when you think about it. It's just worthless bits of paper whose value lies in the fact that everybody is willing to use them as a medium of exchange. ANd when you start thinking about electronic funds transfers... All this competition in the virtual realm business could be a problem. I think we need to use the Imperial Guard to conduct an aggressive Microsoft style marketing campaign Normally this would place a severe strain on the defence budget, which consists of one straightened out paperclip, but I think if we allow the Imperial Guard the right to plunder the property of our rivals, the war, sorry, aggressive marketing campaign, will be self financing. This is the strategy used by the English in the Hundred Years War. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matri Posted January 9, 2006 Share Posted January 9, 2006 They only had one paperclip too? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Accounting Troll Posted January 10, 2006 Share Posted January 10, 2006 It's the same one, they have to share it round. As the Grand Vizier, it's my job to embezzle all the tax revenues in Tamriel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uriaheep Posted January 10, 2006 Share Posted January 10, 2006 All this competition in the virtual realm business could be a problem. I think we need to use the Imperial Guard to conduct an aggressive Microsoft style marketing campaign You mean something illegal to shut down the rest of the competition? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thorondor Posted January 11, 2006 Share Posted January 11, 2006 "You mean something illegal to shut down the rest of the competition?" Perhaps not in so many words... :: * "BEEEEP" * *patiently waits for the Imperial Guard to resume their recreational activities of shock troop assault and battering on the unarmed (but rather cocky) insurgents presently rearing their buttlerish heads in Tamriel* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uriaheep Posted January 11, 2006 Share Posted January 11, 2006 Talk to BB, he has some very shady chaps in black suits - I know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krabjuice Posted January 12, 2006 Share Posted January 12, 2006 Uh, Tammy. Mighty, uh.. Queenship. Just a small question. Can I kill someone, and take his house? I just can't carry all this stuff. *shuffles backpack*I figured it would be the right thing to, you know, ask. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bomb Bloke Posted January 12, 2006 Share Posted January 12, 2006 Weak. My backpacks die before my back does. In other news, I expect everyone here has heard about the pyromaniac mouse story. Doubt has since been shed on the tale, which was an instant legend. My bet's the mouse did it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krabjuice Posted January 12, 2006 Share Posted January 12, 2006 Weak. My backpacks die before my back does. In other news, I expect everyone here has heard about the pyromaniac mouse story. Doubt has since been shed on the tale, which was an instant legend. My bet's the mouse did it. Oh, the mouse wasn't a pyromaniac. I was a vengence spirit! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uriaheep Posted January 12, 2006 Share Posted January 12, 2006 The first time I heard this story it was a rabbit that came running from a newly lit bonfire. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stun Grenade Posted January 15, 2006 Share Posted January 15, 2006 That's still pretty damn cool. I hope he survived so he could tell his mice friends what a hero he was. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tammy Posted January 18, 2006 Share Posted January 18, 2006 For the record, Ego has had that title for as long as I can remember! (I even know his real name which is more than I can say for most of the people here anymore!) Good to see you back, sweetie! As for killing someone and taking his or her house, I do it all the time when I play Morrowind, so I suppose it's permissible in Tamriel....if you are a loyal subject of the Queen and choose from the list of approved victims. I think BB has the list..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thorondor Posted January 18, 2006 Share Posted January 18, 2006 "For the record, Ego has had that title for as long as I can remember" Saved by Royal decree. As you will, Your Highness. *bows* :: "I even know his real name which is more than I can say for most of the people here anymore" Whisper and shadow - long have I served you best this way, my Queen. After all, efficient as they may be, subtelty has never really been the Imperial Guard's greatest strength... *smiles wryly* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bomb Bloke Posted January 18, 2006 Share Posted January 18, 2006 *pulls out list* Now, who do we have on here... Well, there's Sasquatch, but anyone who takes HIS place gets his spot on the list as well, and he's rather hard to find anyway... Then there's me... Hey, wait a minute! *takes pen and scrubs name off* Not like I have a house anyway. Then we have the members of the pie cult (those who waved the smily and generally caused trouble), but I can't remember who they were so they're safe for now... *continues to read list whilst mumbling to self* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uriaheep Posted January 18, 2006 Share Posted January 18, 2006 "Mmmm, is that a long list?" (thinking back to previous episode with BB and gently rubbing healing scars) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tammy Posted January 18, 2006 Share Posted January 18, 2006 Thorondor, you are too adorable! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thorondor Posted January 19, 2006 Share Posted January 19, 2006 "Thorondor, you are too adorable" *flushes deep red* Your Tammyness; I shall ever maintain such is Your exclusive prerogative... :: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Accounting Troll Posted January 19, 2006 Share Posted January 19, 2006 Happily. nobody here has called me adorable. And anybody who plans on evicting me and living under my bridge is going to have an axe related accident Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kernel Posted January 19, 2006 Share Posted January 19, 2006 And anybody who plans on evicting me and living under my bridge is going to have an axe related accident Still living UNDER the bridge? What happened to the bridge's Troll booth ( ) that was built using the Imperial Guards money to help collect taxes and protect the borders of Tamriel? ... and judging by the smell I think it's time we replaced the heads on pikes that are on the bridge... we just need some new heads. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Accounting Troll Posted January 19, 2006 Share Posted January 19, 2006 What happened to the bridge's Troll booth ( ) that was built using the Imperial Guards money to help collect taxes and protect the borders of Tamriel?Some people are soooo picky about a spot of embezzlement Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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