Bomb Bloke Posted September 6, 2006 Share Posted September 6, 2006 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Accounting Troll Posted September 7, 2006 Share Posted September 7, 2006 Double post deleted. With regard to tourist hugs, of course they have to be taxed. Considering how much the loyal citizens of Tamriel like to be hugged (including this crusty old troll), we can make a fortune if we charge tourists for the privilige of being hugged by the Queen. It's a seller's market! Members of the Imperial Guard, the Border Police and the Tamist Church will retain the privilige of tax free hugs, which will simultaneously spread the Tamist faith and resolve the recruitment shortfall the Imperial Guard has been having since my shortsighted budget cutbacks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tammy Posted September 7, 2006 Share Posted September 7, 2006 AT, you think of everything! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uriaheep Posted September 7, 2006 Share Posted September 7, 2006 Double post deleted. Members of the Imperial Guard, the Border Police and the Tamist Church will retain the privilige of tax free hugs, which will simultaneously spread the Tamist faith and resolve the recruitment shortfall the Imperial Guard has been having since my shortsighted budget cutbacks. Phew!! good thinking AT - I forgot about that. I think I should be taxed on good ideas, that will prevent me coming up with anymore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Accounting Troll Posted September 9, 2006 Share Posted September 9, 2006 It's always nice to know that my money making schemes are appreciated Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kernel Posted September 12, 2006 Share Posted September 12, 2006 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kernel Posted September 14, 2006 Share Posted September 14, 2006 Bored now.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thorondor Posted September 14, 2006 Share Posted September 14, 2006 Do I sense a note of discontent ? We can't very well have that in Tamriel, now, can we ? Allow me to suggest a... *handily lands a pie on Kernel's forehead setting off an enthusiastic IG riot* ...food fight !! :) :: *back to the recesses of his secret passage, chuckling at the thought of the ensuing subversive entertainment* Heretics!... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dumb_Commander Posted September 14, 2006 Share Posted September 14, 2006 *Takes out a hotdog launcher* Well, I'm bored to. *Starts shoting Kernel* Start eating, gremlin! Mua-ha-ha-ha-ha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kernel Posted September 18, 2006 Share Posted September 18, 2006 Ok... so there I was driving home from work wondering if anyone's posted on the Love Nest recently when on the radio the host says: "..and we have an e-mail here: 'Listening to you over the internet, love the show' and that was from 'Tammy in Texas'. Thank you Tammy......... " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Accounting Troll Posted September 18, 2006 Share Posted September 18, 2006 You mean that you didn't know about Texas taking over Alabama? It was in the news for weeks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Space Voyager Posted September 19, 2006 Share Posted September 19, 2006 Tammy, why are you among the retired staff? I didn't notice it before (I never check such things) but you're not a moderator of any forum any more... You could at least keep one forum - as a pet or something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ego Terrorist Posted September 19, 2006 Author Share Posted September 19, 2006 lol, I always thought the off-topic section was her pet. We love Tammy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kernel Posted September 19, 2006 Share Posted September 19, 2006 You mean that you didn't know about Texas taking over Alabama? It was in the news for weeks. Phew... that's ok then. I was beginning to think someone was trying to impersonate our Queen, and the Imperial guard can't allow that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Accounting Troll Posted September 19, 2006 Share Posted September 19, 2006 There is only one true Tammy To avoid confusion, you might like to dispatch the Imperial Guard on a mission to make every other Tammy change her name on pain of death. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tammy Posted September 19, 2006 Share Posted September 19, 2006 Yet another great idea! As for being retired staff, I don't exactly like the sound of it myself, but I don't really have time to moderate forums at the moment. I suppose having my own group is a bit much to ask, even for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Accounting Troll Posted September 20, 2006 Share Posted September 20, 2006 In view of that military coup in Thailand, we should ty to keep the Imperial Guard busy so they don't sit around thinking about how great it would be if they were to run Tamriel. Let's look for a country for the Imperial Guard to invade Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kernel Posted September 20, 2006 Share Posted September 20, 2006 In view of that military coup in Thailand, we should ty to keep the Imperial Guard busy so they don't sit around thinking about how great it would be if they were to run Tamriel. Let's look for a country for the Imperial Guard to invade Umm... we're the Imperial Guard... as in, we GUARD the Queen and other important people of the state. Technicaly, guarding doesn't involve invading other countrys... well unless your name is Mr Bush and the country in question is Iraq... but that's a different matter. As my signature says: "Any rumors of a military coup by the Imperial Guard are greatly exaggerated.". Besides, last time I checked DC was incharge of Tamriel's military. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dumb_Commander Posted September 20, 2006 Share Posted September 20, 2006 I only command the armored battalion. And that meas that i control, tanks, helicopters and some heavy assault infantry... plus an mercenary team. And that means that, If there will be a war, the batallion is gonna crush any enemy that tries to hurt the queen or plunder/pillage Tamirel or hurt it's civilians.Because of that the armored batallion and the mercenary team does not go outside boundries of Tamriel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kernel Posted September 20, 2006 Share Posted September 20, 2006 You mean our army has no leader? When your army consists entirely of people with an IQ of less than 50 that's not good. How will they know who the enemy is? ...or how will they know when it's time to eat for that matter! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matri Posted September 20, 2006 Share Posted September 20, 2006 We have an army? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Accounting Troll Posted September 20, 2006 Share Posted September 20, 2006 I know there is no possibility of Queen Tammy being deposed, but my, ahem, wealth redistribution plans, would be in serious trouble if the Imperial Guard isn't being kept busy liberating oil fields and elerium mines across the solar system. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dumb_Commander Posted September 21, 2006 Share Posted September 21, 2006 Thats Kernel's job, not mine. I protect Tamirel, Queen Tammy and the civvilians here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kernel Posted September 21, 2006 Share Posted September 21, 2006 I think all this teleportation has affected your brain DC. I knew it must have a downside. The Imperial Guard are the ones who protect the Queen, a bit like secret service protect's the presedent in the US. We also protect other important members of the state such as AT, hence his bridge is built using the Imperial Guard's money. Wheather AT actualy NEEDS protecting is another matter, considering he's a troll. Your job is to protect the country in general, which may or maynot involve invading other countrys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dumb_Commander Posted September 21, 2006 Share Posted September 21, 2006 *Giggles* I think you're right, about the teleportation, but that can be corrected. *Takes out a mind correcter* I only invade if provoked by those countries. I have a request, do someone know where Krabjuice is, because my torture chamber is getting dusty, plus Im hungry for some krab burgers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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