DoomMunky Posted April 12, 2005 Share Posted April 12, 2005 Now, I think I wanna be a member of the FPF too, as the Tammy-lovers certainly seem huggy and a little, well, shall we say, um, "soft"? But I must know several things, first. 1) Who is the unjustly imprisoned pie? 2) Where is the front line the numbers of the faithful are amassing on?3) What flavor/type of pie?4) Is it strawberry-rhubarb?5) Why is the pie diametrically opposed to the interests of The Tammy?6) What has any of this to do with Alabammy? Gratefully yours, a Munky of Doom (a small kingship in Thuringia). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aralez Posted April 12, 2005 Share Posted April 12, 2005 1. Shagpuss was (as you can see he just was set free)2. Close to the Alabama Lake 34N 12W, but don't tell anyone, that's a secret.3. Apple with Vanilla-sauce.4. No. But we are liberal about that.5. It isn't. BB finally united us through making a Pie icon.6. Ask Accounting Troll about his Alabama theory.7. There is no 7. ??? Aleeeeeert!!!! Oh and welcome to the FPF, DoomMunky! Btw, iirc Tammy was always here when the posts here contained lots of senseless violence.... Let me test something... *shoots Matri in the leg* Let's see if it works :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shagpuss Posted April 12, 2005 Share Posted April 12, 2005 Uses his "Gammon Cannon" (see Weebl and Bob) on Accounting Troll......FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!.......it collapses because its poorly maintained.....(see Weeble and Bob also...) So I guess Tammy is missing again? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoomMunky Posted April 12, 2005 Share Posted April 12, 2005 You fools! There IS no Tammy! *throws small but very painful little knives into the backs of Matri's little furry legs* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matri Posted April 13, 2005 Share Posted April 13, 2005 Eep!*dives deeper into the pocket* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shagpuss Posted April 13, 2005 Share Posted April 13, 2005 Is the old theory of Slaughter is Tammy being dusted off again? Slaughter I love metal, I can tinker away for hours in the garage with sheets of steel makin nails and umm...pots and pans.....yea... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kernel Posted April 13, 2005 Share Posted April 13, 2005 *sigh* Looks like an imperial guards job is never done. https://www.lcfgames.co.uk/~lcf/matts_smilies/sniper.gifhttps://www.lcfgames.co.uk/~lcf/matts_smilies/tammy_plasma.gif * Pulls out his mini ICBM ** Sets target coordinats to 34N 12W ** Presses the launch button and watches as the ICBM disapears off into the sky * Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shagpuss Posted April 13, 2005 Share Posted April 13, 2005 Hey, how'd u get hold of those co-ords? A we might have a mole..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aralez Posted April 13, 2005 Share Posted April 13, 2005 And? What are your problems with moles ? Those cute little furry animals, aren't they cute, aaaaaaw ! :lol: hey look i messed up the cordinates of our secret base its 12N 34W not 34 N 12 W, gosh, gladly i realized that before all those new FPF members arrived at the "Kernel Worshipping Centre" that is at those coordinates i accidently gave out. Hey look, there is a huge light coming out of the direction of the KWC.... i wonder what happened there.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kernel Posted April 13, 2005 Share Posted April 13, 2005 Actualy both of those coordinates are somewhere in the mid atlantic.I hope the new FPF members can swim. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aralez Posted April 14, 2005 Share Posted April 14, 2005 OMG, You really checked those coordinates ??! I can't believe it ... :lol: :lol: Damnit, this means i have to research for realistic secret HQ coordinates for future posts! eeek ! Btw, does anybody want some thousand tons of bbqed fish ? They are from an ICBM explosion in the midatlantic, only slightly radioactive... Maybe a fish-pie could be made of them... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matri Posted April 14, 2005 Share Posted April 14, 2005 *munches broccoli* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoomMunky Posted April 14, 2005 Share Posted April 14, 2005 A cat eating broccoli! Will wonders never cease! Hmmmm...fish smells good right now... I wonder if birds are embarassed about pooping in public.... Well, what else are we supposed to think about while we tread water, waiting for the secret meeting to start? Where is everybody, anyway? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Accounting Troll Posted April 14, 2005 Share Posted April 14, 2005 *Fires a dart with an attached homing beacon into Matri* I've done it, I've got a signal. I know where Tammy is!!! All I need to do is cross reference the data with my GPS system... The Pie Cultists tricked us: Tammy is still a prisoner in their secret lair! Aralez just put on a dress and pretended to be Tammy... Thinking back on Tammy's last appearance, I did wonder why she had a pronounced Adam's Apple. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aralez Posted April 14, 2005 Share Posted April 14, 2005 *Aralez enters room with shades, a dress and a wig (remotely looking like Tammys hair)* Don't worry, I'm not in Aralez', Shagpuss' or DoomMunkys hands, i'm completely safe! Love you guys! *hugs* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shagpuss Posted April 14, 2005 Share Posted April 14, 2005 Disturbingly funny......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Accounting Troll Posted April 14, 2005 Share Posted April 14, 2005 Does this mean that Tammy has really been Aralez all along? That's a pretty big letdown I can't believe I didn't notice the stubble And I never saw them both at the same time either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shagpuss Posted April 14, 2005 Share Posted April 14, 2005 I was always suspicious of the lack of Slaughter/Tammy interaction..... This is like the X-files... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoomMunky Posted April 14, 2005 Share Posted April 14, 2005 Wait, what if Slaughter is really Shagpuss, and Slaughter is the one masquerading as Tammy???? That would mean that shagpuss is playing Slaughter playing Tammy, and also that my head is hurting from his absolute genius! What a performance! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kernel Posted April 15, 2005 Share Posted April 15, 2005 Hmmm... well I suppose that WOULD explain why slaughter is suspiciously absent from the Love Nest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aralez Posted April 15, 2005 Share Posted April 15, 2005 You absolutely confused me. Damnit, who am i again? The truth is outthere, i think. But it's raining and i will stay in the room. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bomb Bloke Posted April 16, 2005 Share Posted April 16, 2005 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aralez Posted April 16, 2005 Share Posted April 16, 2005 <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Yes, sure! But where is she... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bomb Bloke Posted April 17, 2005 Share Posted April 17, 2005 In my experiance, the banging of drums works wonders. ... Drums! We need more drums! *bangs his drum* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shagpuss Posted April 17, 2005 Share Posted April 17, 2005 I always fort that Tammy always returned just as A was gettin a bit "rowdy". A post some Tammy lookie likies, that'll get her here! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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