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DoomMunkey, that's a pretty good summary of the pie munching heretics.  And as soon as Tammy gives you a hug, you will join the ranks of the Tammy loyalists :huh: The initiation ceremony involves pushing one of the pie munchers into a scorpion pit.

 

It's going to be difficult to hug anyone if my head is made into a pie. :P

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But it would make the pie lovers love you more :huh:

 

...but will definitely disappoint the Tammy lovers...

 

...err, the only viable solution I can think of is for soemone to make a statue of Tammy to place next to the real Tammy made solely from pie. That way Tammy gets all the hugs and attention :P

 

I dunno, I'm not here too often but when I am I'm in a problem solving mood :D

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Yeah, come on *snorts* you know Alabama doesn't really exist, right?

 

Remember the "pie" they're always talking about in Revenge of the Nerds? Wait. Is that what we've been talking about this whole time?

 

YES!

 

;)

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Come to think of it, I've never physically met anyone from Alabama. I've met lots of Californians, Texans (who describe my home town as a cute little English village, unaware of how offensive that is in Wales :) ), New Yorkers, even people from Iowa. But noone from Alabama.

 

The mystery deepens ;)

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There's some place in USA... Can't remember the name... Where was the Waterboy supposed to live...?

 

Anyway, there are many tales of that place, where I never wish to go. The least of which was of the guy who killed himself by placing his '64 and his mom sued Nintendo.

 

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Placed his '64??? Whassat?

 

 

I've never been to Alabama. Never met nobody from Alabama. Don't have no relatives frum there. Alabammy might jus' be a little 'ol figment of my imagin.. imageena....durn, can't think of the word...of my imag...a figment of my thinker! Sumpin' mah thinker made up!

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I think I've worked out the reason for the conspiracy. Alabama is a massive lake with excellent fishing. The people who live on its shores want to keep the tourists from going there, taking all the fish and spoiling the peaceful solitude. So they made up stories of a state called Alabama to keep everyone out. I know we have photographs of the world from space, but they were doctored by Nasa engineers who also like to go fishing. The whole Cydonia face and pyramids prank was probably going a bit too far though...

 

As a final proof, I ask you to consider this: America is full of popular tourist destinations, but how many of them are located in Alabama?

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Ha, you'll never find my female shark-babeees in that Alabama lake, our kingdom is safe from your "fish-eater" hands, harharhar :lol: :lol:

 

And yes, where did he place that Nintendo 64, that it made him die? i can think of some nasty bodily places and most would be painful, but sure not deadly! :lol: :lol:

 

Albeit...

 

 

 

 

:);)

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*uses Chicco Marx voice* : "Acolyte ? Nah, me i onley know da Chockolyte" :(

 

Welcome to the FPF, Shagpuss! Make sure you don't give out the coordinates of our secret HQ here at 34N 12W close to the Alabama lake, ah, wait... :)

 

 

:(;):(

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