Dumb_Commander

"I've just had the talk with the Commodore and she had directed me to you for a tour of the base... and show what parts of the base are off limits and such... sir." as Mcihael said that Nielson looked him over and when he finished Nielson spoke. "Sorry, can't do that. Just had an USO alert, I can only show where you will be bunking. Follow me..." with that Nielson proceeded to guide Cellman to his quarters. As he walked out Michael briefly saw a twenty years old or so German looking soldier walk into the mess hall. --- "Here, you'll be bunking here with another guy. I think his name was Gerhard." with that Nielson left Michael to his own devices. Michael sat on another unoccupied bunk and looked around. Michael shrugged an upacked his meager belongings, just some minor accessories and a picture frame he put on his pillow face down. After that he headed back to the mess half to grab a bite to eat.

I'm mostly back and have a post in the oven... the only thing it needs is some spicing up. Like the description of Sarge (Or what rank he has, I don't remember) Nielson. Though that's not actually required.

*Eyes Wide*

OO, seriously the only fool proof trick I use is very slow peeling with my fingers. Works every time, without any rips or anything.

*weakly picks up the sign.*

Oo, what the?

Thanks... *Takes the spork and goes back to the torture chamber* ~Minutes Later~ *Peers out* Um, the spork is stuck too...

*Peers out of the torture chamber* Um... can someone give me a spoon? Mine is stuck...

*Puts back the torture tools* Unfortunately for you Kernel there will be no torture... except in my Torture Chamber. I'm having the whole staff and such of Electronic Arts game company. If you want more than simple popconr I have a fully stocked fridge and mini-bar. But please remember, the fridge and the mini-bar are white in color. Do not touch the red fridge... it has volatile materials with very dangerous organic thingies and such. *Walks away to the Torture Chamber where he starts to torture the EA staff & such with the use of different things which also includes castration with a spoon*

Hmmm, I like the Ethereal's telekinesis. Also it would be great to see player's faces when their active grenade form an underslung (assault rifle) grenade launcher is suddenly flying back at them "He he he, take that." *Pulls the trigger* BOOF *Ethereal Telekinesis* "Oh SHI-" or "What the FU-" BOOOOM --- I would especially like the Chryssalids be the scary silent killers and able to scale certain surfaces or jump over gaps and such (like fast zombies from HL2).

I think JFG did that... *activates the bone drill* now where should we start? The fingers or the knees?

I think it was me... I was walking in sleep lately and speaking when just for gigs I put a camera in my room. From what I gathered from the garbled audio and lip reading my sleepwalking personality changes into a hybrid of a plumber/carpenter. *silence and crickets chirping* Hey, is that BB's smiley you are using. That belongs to him... right? Anyway, just in case... *Takes out a bone drill, rusty saw, scalpel and bottle of sulphuric acid*

Recently I found a normal (from my point of view) browser based RPG game called BiteFight. Basically in it you chose to be ether a Werewolf or a Vampire. I have couple of questions... first and foremost has anyone played it. Second is just a question of curiosity. If you had a too chose on who would you become freely without any forcing. The werewolf or the vampire, and why?

Strange, can't seem to find anymore news after 27'th December. Is it canceled? EDIT: Nevermind, just watched the devblog.

Oh - my - god... *squeals like a fanboy* how the hell did I miss this.